Astrology Girl

Usually a 14-20 something year old girl who believes the alignment of the stars dictates everything about them.

They are some of the most toxic people on the planet and use their sign as an excuse/justification

Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST RAN OVER A FAMILY
Astrology Girl: Did I? I’m such an Aquarius

by Icy96 November 20, 2022

Down Astronomical

When you are so unbelievably down so bad that even the paint on the walls makes you horny.

I am Down Astronomical so much so that I fucked a hole in the wall. :(

by Tucker the park dencher April 28, 2021

Astrology

How predominantly white girls cover their insecurities

Did you hear? Suzie is into astrology?
Oh that bitch?

by cl00nkio April 26, 2020

astronormical

Being extremely normal in nature.

Hans' penis was astronormicaly average.

by Lokijk January 19, 2017

Astrologyphobia

The fear of horoscopes/astrology/zodiac signs or people who strongly believe in it

“Bro I’m so scared of Rebecca”
“How come?”
“She believes in zodiac signs too much”
“Oh so you have Astrologyphobia?”

by Johz March 3, 2021

Astrology Sign Girl

That one blonde biotch that always says everything is because of her astrology like shut up Becca no one fucking cares.

Becca:
*Wrecks Car*

Officer: Would you mind stating what happend her

Becca:*crying* My astrology sign made me do it

Officer:*pulling out gun* I've had to much of this bullshit I'm done with life

News Anchor: local astrology sign girl makes over 1000 officers kill themselves in just one day breaking the original record by the hot cheeto girl by 13 officers.

by shickhydrocutme September 28, 2020

Fecal Astrology

Fecal Astrology is the scientific process of determining your horoscope by reading your morning bowel movement.

Her knowledge of fecal astrology gave Alexis an ominous feeling when she saw corn in her stool.

by Alexisycho January 12, 2012