I fucked your Mom... balls deep in the ass... for 24 hours straight... until she died.
I ass-assinated her!
I ass-assinated her!
by asstastic August 22, 2012
Get the Ass-assinate mug.A term used when a woman is incredibly petite and gives birth causing her vagina to rip and connect to her ass. Causing the creation of one singular opening-The assgina.
Noun-
"My wife just gave birth today, the baby was huge though. It's going to be forever for her assgina to heal."
Adjective-
"Dude i'm dating this super petite chick now." "How small is she?" "Assgina small." "Duuuuude, nice."
"My wife just gave birth today, the baby was huge though. It's going to be forever for her assgina to heal."
Adjective-
"Dude i'm dating this super petite chick now." "How small is she?" "Assgina small." "Duuuuude, nice."
by WiseAss December 5, 2013
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1. Ew! Dude, get a shower. You smell like assgina.
2. Don't fuck with me. I'll tear you a new assgina.
2. Don't fuck with me. I'll tear you a new assgina.
by KantKillTheSwag November 11, 2011
Get the assgina mug.1. Self lubricating anus found only in yaoiland. Commonly depicted in yaoi doujinshi and manga.
2. Weepy emo uke...So emo that he can be mistaken for a woman with pregnancy hormones. Also found typically in yaoi doujinshi and manga, but also occasionally appears in real life.
See also mangina
2. Weepy emo uke...So emo that he can be mistaken for a woman with pregnancy hormones. Also found typically in yaoi doujinshi and manga, but also occasionally appears in real life.
See also mangina
Reader 1: Yeowch! Damn, no lube? Bad Seme!
Reader 2: Nah, it's just an assgina, self lubing uke.
Reader 1: Wow, does this uke angst this much all the way through the tankobon?
Reader 2: Yup...He's a total assgina!
Reader 2: Nah, it's just an assgina, self lubing uke.
Reader 1: Wow, does this uke angst this much all the way through the tankobon?
Reader 2: Yup...He's a total assgina!
by mreowwl June 12, 2009
Get the Assgina mug.The act of being made a fool in front of someone (including small children) by a complete dellusional dillweed that thinks their IQ matters to the human population. The person also believes in equality and complete fairness among friends. Go figure. Something's wrong with this.
Girl says "Hey, the metard at wal*mart wouldn't let me use my EBT card. She said the "swiper" was not working. I've had a long, hard one dealing with enough douchebags for the day, so I let it be."
Boy#1 says "you didn't get her name? Did you demand the MANAGER come and assist you? I don't get your attitude?!?"
Boy#2 says "oh boy, looks like I need to babysit you two."
Girl says "fuck all. I've just been ASSinated by my own boyfriend. Do I deserve this, really?"
Boy #1 said nothing about the delicious 18" sub sandwich that the girl bought him." Not even, thank you.
CONCLUSION: She's been ASSinated.
Boy#1 says "you didn't get her name? Did you demand the MANAGER come and assist you? I don't get your attitude?!?"
Boy#2 says "oh boy, looks like I need to babysit you two."
Girl says "fuck all. I've just been ASSinated by my own boyfriend. Do I deserve this, really?"
Boy #1 said nothing about the delicious 18" sub sandwich that the girl bought him." Not even, thank you.
CONCLUSION: She's been ASSinated.
by fatalSTRENGTH August 10, 2010
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"...assination is what happens when you misspell a word, and you feel like an ass".
derived from the word "assassination" when ones mother types to fast.
"...assination is what happens when you misspell a word, and you feel like an ass".
derived from the word "assassination" when ones mother types to fast.
So did they do the assination topic today? Would have been timely if they had-- seeing as bin Laden was just assasinated.
Double-fail.
Jeez, I feel like an ass.
Double-fail.
Jeez, I feel like an ass.
by Mac-n-Weenies May 25, 2011
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