assholevert

An individual who makes a personal choice not to socialize with people around them, due to there exaggerated sense of self-importance. Most assholeverts have an egotistical disregard for others, due to their belief that they are far superior to those around them. They can easily be confused as introverts, but in reality just choose not to carry on a conversation.

Gil, being the assholevert that he is, chose to go back to the condo rather than shoot-the-shit with the Tuckians at the grill. "Fuck them...I'll let Jim cook the steaks. Those douchebags are from Kentucky!"

by J. Brighton September 3, 2007

Assholaversary

Assholaversary,is a definite ass hole celebrating an anniversary,for either doing good deeds for people helping people....or just being a long time asshole for any reason

Happy Assholaversary,to the entire crowd.

by Big Papa DD July 24, 2018

Assholery

An act a person has done to be an asshole.

Emily took my last drink, her assholery has pissed me off!

by Rhys with influence of Jay October 14, 2019

assholatry

The worship of people who are assholes in order to get ahead

Mark: Jared left his new bride in Cabo to come back early and work on the BigJugs account! Phelps said he had to.

Steve: God, Jared will do ANYTHING to get ahead. He is so in to assholatry.

by JanevonMises February 15, 2010

Assholier

a person that becomes so rotund and bloated in their demienor beyong the confines of the singular word 'asshole' becomes 'ASSHOLIER'

michael was being such an asshole then he goes and eats a baby, now hes even assholier

by Joe Radd October 4, 2006

assholatry

Actions exemplifying those taken by an asshole

Bouncers at clubs have mastered the art of assholatry.

by ceasar_colorado June 28, 2009

assholeberger's syndrome

a newly discovered syndrome where a person, usually an obnoxious male, shares similar symptoms to asperger's but lacks intelligence altogether, let alone more pronounced intelligence, canceling out the possibility of asperger's syndrome altogether; antisocial, negative, critical, asshole-type behavior

Joze Bollzineurazz: Dude, your father's a stupid prick. I think he's got asperger's syndrome.

James D'Kinyamouf: No dude. He's a dumb fuck. He's got assholeberger's syndrome.

Joze Bollzineurazz: Cut the bullshit already and pass that blunt.

James D'Kinyamouf: Please don't hurt me.

Joze Bollzineurazz: White bitch.

James D'Kinyamouf: Ouch! My butt.

by One cool motherfucker I am January 1, 2011