Asscrawler

Weak-minded, Idiot, Obnoxious, One who/which crawls ass (goes way beyond sucking)!

Bush, Saddam, Blair, Sharon and Osama are fucking Asscrawlers!

by BROGLOF! April 30, 2004

asscaptain

1. One who takes charge of and dominates asses like a despot.

2. The nemisis of the asspirate. Although their goals are similar they are loathe to share the ass-sea.

3. A man who loves ass-sex, but unlike the asspirate the ass captain in purely homosexual.

1. "I can't believe the way roberto lets mantooth captain his ass like that"

2. Asscaptain McClendon glared at his arch nemesis, the dred asspirate Roberts.
"I'll be damned if I share this eerr ass-ocean yee," exclaimed the insatiable Roberts.
"Then battle for the ass we must!" retorted McClendon.

3. "Man o man do I singularily love to tyranize a man's ass," said the asscaptain.

by Matuea October 8, 2006

Assraptor

the act of biting into a fat juicy succulent elephantitus-stricken ass.

"hey katie have you assraptored tom yet?"

"no not yet nikki, but as soon as i see that nice piece of ace il pounce on that like a cheetah on a wildebeast"

by ASSRAPTORSINC October 12, 2008

asscaptain

1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.

Brad should stop telling me what to do. I'm sick of him being an asscaptain.

by Matt Heston September 2, 2008

asscrack

can be used to indicate the time of day being excruciatingly early.

You going out tonight, Bill?

Nah man, I had to be up at the asscrack of dawn this morning.

by 556boyer November 19, 2011

The Asscrack of Nowhere

A place that is even more nowhere, than Nowhere. Usable in situations where you have no f***ing idea where the hell you are.

Guy: "Okay, we are officially lost."
Girl: "You think?"
Guy: "Well, yeah. We are in the middle of Nowhere!"
Girl: "No. Nowhere was that Gas Station about 50 miles back. We are in the ASSCRACK OF NOWHERE!"

by Alacron32835 July 17, 2009

Assraper's Anonymous

Usually referred to (and mistaken for) as AA others may think of "Alcoholic's Anonymous". This is an elite group of mainly men, who cannot stop their urges for unwillful butt sex. Many members have joined, but the longest recorded record of one staying with the program was 72 hours. Statistics show that only 12% of members are looking for help, when the other 88% are there for more prey.

Guy #1: Hey man, did you hear about (name)? I heard he joine AA; I can't believe it!
Guy #2: Dude, no way! He never had a SIP of alcohol!
Guy #1: No dude, not AA, AA- Assraper's Anonymous.
Guy #2: Oh. Yeah, I can totally see that actually, he's a freak.

by tom-paul June 29, 2008