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Mouth to ass ratio

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The accumulation of shit in one's digestive system due to overindulgence, overeating or simply for being on vacation. Accumulation for not giving the ass enough time to process all the food you put in your mouth.
Hey! How was your vacation in Italy? "great, we had a blast, except my "mouth to ass ratio" was high for eating bucket loads of pasta every day"
by Caribbean Jim August 16, 2013
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Ass to Mass

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Mooning your local priest so hard he either collapses from shock or scoops like an ice-cream man.
No fucking way - Kyle is going 'Ass to Mass' all over the joint! POG FUCKING CHAMP.
by Bradaz - Article October 19, 2022
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ass to mouth

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Sexual practice involving felatio immediately following anal sex, usually without cleaning off the penis first
by KLF February 23, 2005
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ass to breast ratio

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The ass to breast ratio is the ratio of where the ass and breasts on a female are in proportion to each other

It is calculated by how much the breasts protrude from the breast bone, and for the ass, how much it protrudes from just above the tail bone.

For example;

A girls breasts protrudes from her breast bone by 4 inches and the ass protrudes from the tailbone 4 inches, the ratio is perfect for that girl

Ratio=4:4

Or you can calculate it by looking at a girl sideways and if the ass pocks out as much as the breasts you have got a girl with the perfect ratio

The ratio can differ slightly

For example;

A girls breasts protrude 4 inches and the ass 3 to 3.5 inches thats ok

Ratio=4:3 or 4:3.5

NOTE
All measurements must be taken from the peak of the breast or ass, in other words the measurement from the furthest point away from the breast or tailbone on the female
good ass to breast ratios are;

5:5

5:4

4:4.5

bad ratios are;

5:1= ok boobs but no ass

0.5:5 = small breasts to the size of ass

4:0= run away, ok boobs but absolutely no ass
by 88MOOSE88 July 30, 2010
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ass to the wall

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Sleeping with your ass against the wall to prevent penetration from any unwanted entry into your anus.
My roommate was gay so I slept with my ass to the wall every night.
by thegodfather123d October 16, 2008
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Drinking a man's "finish fluid" from the anus of his "consensual" choice receptacle.
She enjoyed a pleasant Ass To Mouth Drink (ATMD) after her boyfriend finished up with her mom.

Nothing like an ATMD to start your day
by Chris P. Bacon (Son of Kevin) November 16, 2014
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Ass to Ear

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A variation of the Wet Willy. Instead of wetting a finger with saliva from your mouth you insert your finger into your anus and then insert it into the ear of the victim.
Person 1 (after whispering to person's 2's ear): "Why does your ear smell like shit?"
Person 2: Oh, Matty went Ass to Ear on me about an hour ago"
Person 1: "Oh that's nasty you never go Ass to Ear!"
by phizzledizzle July 8, 2010
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