The accumulation of shit in one's digestive system due to overindulgence, overeating or simply for being on vacation. Accumulation for not giving the ass enough time to process all the food you put in your mouth.
Hey! How was your vacation in Italy? "great, we had a blast, except my "mouth to ass ratio" was high for eating bucket loads of pasta every day"
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Sexual practice involving felatio immediately following anal sex, usually without cleaning off the penis first
Also known as "The Libby"
by KLF February 23, 2005
Get the ass to mouth mug.The ass to breast ratio is the ratio of where the ass and breasts on a female are in proportion to each other
It is calculated by how much the breasts protrude from the breast bone, and for the ass, how much it protrudes from just above the tail bone.
For example;
A girls breasts protrudes from her breast bone by 4 inches and the ass protrudes from the tailbone 4 inches, the ratio is perfect for that girl
Ratio=4:4
Or you can calculate it by looking at a girl sideways and if the ass pocks out as much as the breasts you have got a girl with the perfect ratio
The ratio can differ slightly
For example;
A girls breasts protrude 4 inches and the ass 3 to 3.5 inches thats ok
Ratio=4:3 or 4:3.5
NOTE
All measurements must be taken from the peak of the breast or ass, in other words the measurement from the furthest point away from the breast or tailbone on the female
It is calculated by how much the breasts protrude from the breast bone, and for the ass, how much it protrudes from just above the tail bone.
For example;
A girls breasts protrudes from her breast bone by 4 inches and the ass protrudes from the tailbone 4 inches, the ratio is perfect for that girl
Ratio=4:4
Or you can calculate it by looking at a girl sideways and if the ass pocks out as much as the breasts you have got a girl with the perfect ratio
The ratio can differ slightly
For example;
A girls breasts protrude 4 inches and the ass 3 to 3.5 inches thats ok
Ratio=4:3 or 4:3.5
NOTE
All measurements must be taken from the peak of the breast or ass, in other words the measurement from the furthest point away from the breast or tailbone on the female
good ass to breast ratios are;
5:5
5:4
4:4.5
bad ratios are;
5:1= ok boobs but no ass
0.5:5 = small breasts to the size of ass
4:0= run away, ok boobs but absolutely no ass
5:5
5:4
4:4.5
bad ratios are;
5:1= ok boobs but no ass
0.5:5 = small breasts to the size of ass
4:0= run away, ok boobs but absolutely no ass
by 88MOOSE88 July 30, 2010
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by thegodfather123d October 16, 2008
Get the ass to the wall mug.She enjoyed a pleasant Ass To Mouth Drink (ATMD) after her boyfriend finished up with her mom.
Nothing like an ATMD to start your day
Nothing like an ATMD to start your day
by Chris P. Bacon (Son of Kevin) November 16, 2014
Get the ass to mouth drink mug.A variation of the Wet Willy. Instead of wetting a finger with saliva from your mouth you insert your finger into your anus and then insert it into the ear of the victim.
Person 1 (after whispering to person's 2's ear): "Why does your ear smell like shit?"
Person 2: Oh, Matty went Ass to Ear on me about an hour ago"
Person 1: "Oh that's nasty you never go Ass to Ear!"
Person 2: Oh, Matty went Ass to Ear on me about an hour ago"
Person 1: "Oh that's nasty you never go Ass to Ear!"
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