ashanpan

A person with a massive schlong. Stop calling them a girl, their dick is literally huge. They also make the best art you've ever seen.

Person 1: yo is that ashanpan !?!?!?
Person 2: yeah holy shit I've heard their dick is massive

by 1992catwomanisthebestcatwoman November 21, 2021

ascended

The state or mindset of being intellectually, spiritually and emotionally risen above yourself and any toxic, descended peers

I believe in helping other people. I've quit porn, got a new healthier diet, I'm going for a run everyday, I'm taking every oppurtunity to broaden my horizons, meet new people and expand my mind. I am past wasting my time on foolish actions. I am my own master. I can conquer anything I want to. I am smart and the world is what I make of it. I am ascended

by Ascended Person October 19, 2020

Ascension School

Ascension School is a private school in Oak Park that was established by the Ursuline Sisters in 1912. Its great place to ruin your child’s life. The uniforms would look more flattering on Steve Buscemi then on literally anyone there. They have gym twice a week with the actual corpse of George Washington. That school has gone through more spanish teachers than Taylor Swift has boyfriends. Only decent person who works there is the janitor. The hot lunches went “healthy” which I’m sure is code for containing human flesh. Half the staff wears open toe shoes so the children suffer through horrible education while starting at hairy toes. There are more health codes broken here then in a Mcdonald’s. The students are treated worse than the employers at the hooters on undercover boss. The only decent thing learned is how to roll joints taught by a kid that smoked actual oregano. You might accidently watch a religious movie where a girl is in an abusive relationship so she cheats on him to make him mad him then gets gang raped then runs away and almost dies but Jesus revives her then a queen helps her and has a lesbian make out sesh because a class actually watched this. Wouldn’t be surprised to see a rat in the gym smoking a joint, drinking, and shooting up some heroine all at once. The dances are jokes unless you get blessed by the occasional drunk teacher showing up to twerk on you.

“I’d rather give Hitler a bjthan attend Ascension School”
“But dude you’re Jewish”
“Your point?”

by Justice F. Harambe October 18, 2016

Ashantae

Ashantae is a girl who’s very nonchalant, intelligent and doesn’t play about her money. Ashantae is the type to be there for you no matter what and always got your back if you got hers. Ashantae is sweet, loving and caring but her attitude is very bad. Once you start fucking with Ashantae I bet you’re not gonna stop.

Ashantae: let’s go to the mall
Girl: I don’t have any money..
Ashantae: did I say that ? Girl let’s go

by Alex fantom November 10, 2018

Ashanti

A sweet girl that loves her self and others she wont let you run over her she is a funny person kinda a drama queen but can help you with lost of your problems

ASHANTI IS BOSS

Hey did u see that girl
yea she is ashanti

by Ashanti<33 February 12, 2013

Ashannie

Annie LeBlanc and Asher Angels ship name. It is a confirmed relationship.

Ashannie has been confirmed since 2/14/19

by 5/4/05 2023 February 14, 2019

Ashante

This is a girl who will love you no matter what. If you hurt her she will stick with you, and fix what's wrong. Once she's starts loving you there is no going back. This girl is pretty, loyal, and overall a great person to be with. Through the ups and downs of the relationship, she will stick with you... Because she loves deep and hard... Everytime...

Girl: Did you hear about Ashante!?

Boy : Yeah... She's so pretty.

Girl: I heard she's with Daniel. When I saw them I could see how in love she was.

PrettyLoveAmazing

by SkaterGyall100 August 2, 2016