alibi

If you have an alibi ,you can prove that you were somewhere else when a crime was commited.

They alleged that she gave false alibis to the police about her husband's movements.

by Mitra July 3, 2007

albino starfish

A freshly bleached anus.

She went to the boutique for an albino starfish.

by freddythegeek September 9, 2010

Partying With My Albino Friend

Doing cocaine.

I tip my hat and say goodnight

To the lovely lady dressed in white

My smooth white princess in the night

Ohhh, you know it makes me so sad

Partying with my albino friend

But all good things, they must end

Goodbye snowy road...

by A Certain Doctor December 19, 2009

Albion

The ship Carlos Barat and Peter Doherty of The Libertines are sailing on to Arcadia.

"the arcardian dream has fallen through, but the Albion sails on course"

by Sallog May 5, 2004

Albini

Someone who has an incredibly sordid past involving associations and promotion of sexual assault, pedophilia, rape apology, vulgar racism, etc who, through severe guilt, spends his time as a try hard through rampant virtue signaling and deflecting his regrets onto others.

"Dude, Mike's been real insufferable on Twitter lately."

He used to write for a magazine that distributed child pornography and called a bunch of black kids a racial slur and now he's trying to make up for that by being an Albini on social media.

by Random_House May 4, 2023

albeit

An increasingly overused synonym for the words although and however; used for the sole purpose of sounding more intelligent.

Boy, do I sound smart; albeit, I only know how to use a thesaurus.

by mcblind June 21, 2010

Albion College

A small liberal arts college in an itty-bitty, teensy-weensy town in the middle of Michigan.

The students find creative uses for their time. Activities include: athletics, studying, practicing, procrastinating, "socializing", socializing, Greek life, and Facebooking.

Class sizes are small. Course content is challenging. There's a rock and some squirrels.

Albion College is a college.

by notsomejerk September 14, 2011