rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

but no matter how many starts I get, its always the same ending.

bojack horseman: i dont want to do thi-
gunner 1: ill shoot, dont test me
bojack horseman:.. rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

by bojackneedsabreak October 6, 2023

Starting a Ryan

A rumor, that sounds like it could be true in some strange way but turns out to be false.

Idiot: I heard Nintendo bought over Xbox
Gulible Guy: Really?
Sane Person:Nah, he's starting a ryan.

by Spudinator497 June 28, 2008

starting a lawnmower

The act of performing vaginal sex on your partner while yanking a long string of anal beads from their rectum.

My partner and I tried a new sexual position last night called starting a lawnmower.

by omg i knew that? November 27, 2013

lets start a streak

A girl says this when she has a man, but she wants to lowkey talk to you. This refers to a snapchat Streak.

Hey, Zack lets start a streak!

by Dmacks723 August 15, 2016

start a fire

to put sand-paper around your penis (rough side out) and have sex with a girl.

man she told me she wanted me to start a fire and I didn't know she was in to kinky stuff like that

by Kevin....? May 16, 2008

Start a Revolution

To start a (bowel) movement.

Dudes, hold up, I gotta start a revolution. I'll meet you there.

by HLAUSF November 3, 2014

Just start a business

A conservative fallacy. Whenever a liberal or leftist mentions income inequality, poor working conditions or the many problems created by hierarchical systems: right-wingers, conservatives and 'libertarians' will inevitably resort to the 'just start a business' retort. The problems with this adage are A) it isn't possible for everyone to start a business, for a variety of reasons (e.g. most people do not possess the necessary startup capital). B) if everyone started their own business then there would be no workers available to work within each business, and C) most leftists are opposed to the concept of heirarchy in business, so starting their own business wouldn't solve the problem of heirarchy (if you're against the existence of bosses, becoming a boss does not solve the problem). The fallacy is common among pampered prep-boys who have never had to work a day in their lives.

Leftist: I hate the fact that people have to work 40 hours a week for 40 years just to earn their right to survive.
Conservative: Just start a business, then you won't have to do this.
Leftist: How does this solve the problem? I'll just be joining the ranks of those I despise.
Conservative: Yeah but you won't be a wage-slave anymore.
Leftist: Yes, but I don't just care about myself; I'm interested in the working conditions of all people.
Conservative: Lol w/e bosses work even harder bro.
Leftist: That proves my point, even bosses aren't exempt from the treadmill.
Conservative: You're just lazy lol, just start a business you lazy welfare sponge.
Leftist: How old are you?
Conservative: All Lives matter.

by Dial M for Money September 21, 2020