Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

aibertfan

a lonely tiktoker that only has 2 friends harsh1y_ and _ranbutler_

“Yo are you following Aibertfan??”
“Nah bruh there weird.”

by Uhm random May 24, 2022

Albertan Polar Plunge

When you put icy hot on your cock and proceed to slather her vagina in Vaseline, and then run into her vagina like a battering ram.

I gave your girl a Albertan Polar Plunge last night.

by mrmagicmuffinman420 February 1, 2023

Albertano

The most handsome man you will ever lay your eyes on. Can be a handful but totally worth your time! Perfect smile, personality and extremely hardworking. Great family man and perfect to father your children.

Wow! Did you see that stunning man walk by? His name is probably Albertano!

by Cookie721 January 18, 2024

Albertan anteater

the sexual act of releasing ants into a partners rectul cavity and then proceeding to attempt to lick and suck them out before they reach your partners colon

last night me and Austin tried the Albertan anteater it hurt like abith and I can feel something moving in my stomach but it was awesome

by deaustin February 18, 2025

Albertan Pot Of Gold

you shotgun a beer and then fuck a shamrock shake from McDonald’s and then you shit in it and you shotgun the shit in shamrock shake

i did an albertan pot of gold

by braydengoggins March 4, 2026

Albertan Goodbye

Attempting to politely leave a party, but failing to do so following a referendum.

After pulling an Albertan Goodbye, Dennis found himself playing yet another game of beer pong.

by Sir Wildborn March 29, 2026