zonken

the one who quits drinking on the julesup first

Viktor has däckat he is zonken this year

by eggebeast December 19, 2020

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Zonkered

The state of a slight disruption from the consumption of drugs however not to the point of being high.

"Yo man, are you sure you can drive?" "Yeah dude! I'm only a little zonkered tonight."

"Buzzed is to drunk as zonkered is to high."

by wwb00 May 14, 2017

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Zzonk • zonked • zonk • zonkey • Zonker • zonking • zonky • zonka • zonkd • Zonkie

Zonked

When any normally respectable person is intoxicated by drink or drugs to the point where it affects ones appearance so that they look like a typical street urchin.

Dude, should have seen Joshua when we picked him up, he was so zonked, he was denied entry into tescos.

by DAVID DAVID TORRANCE November 21, 2011

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Sexual act where the female gets her salad tossed while using her Lelo clitoral vibrator, resulting in a crescendo of orgasms that leave her in a seizure like post coital state of bliss. Typically followed by a beer and a cig to celebrate what the fuck just happened.

Guy: Sugar, what can I do to you tonight that will blow your mind in bed?
Girl: Well Romeo, have you ever heard of a Zonkie? (As she waves her Lelo in his face and pushes his head towards her ass)

by CABG69 September 16, 2018

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zonk

(military): An unofficial military command of scatter.

(shouted) ZONK!!!
(everyone runs)
First Sergeant looks confused.

When everyone shows up for morning pt muster or formation, the command zonk is called out and everyone runs. Those who are caught by the first sergeant or fail to zonk must do the morning workout. There is no prepatory command (i.e. "Ready, Zonk")

by The LT August 23, 2005

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