Your mom's a hoe 

Your father dipped to the Maldives after committing fraud on Wall Street. He met a hoe, and here you are.

It's simple, your mom's a hoe

Your mom's a hoe by Daddy's Milk April 29, 2021

Your Mom 

Why you should listen to the teacher in class.

(teacher finishes lecture)
Teacher: Okay now students, you may now begin your work.

Ben (whispering): Hey Chris, what are we doing?
Chris: Your MOM!!

Your Mom by Nytesdawn October 30, 2012

your mom's mom 

A comeback for someone who has run out of comebacks. Usually in response to "Your mom."

-Your mom!
-... your mom's mom! Shut up!

your mom's mom by Sloane Koller April 11, 2008

fucked your mom 

often used by kids who play fortnite after you beat them in a game.

Fortnite kid: "I fucked your mom last night!".

fucked your mom by attack muffin April 26, 2021

shut up your mom's gay 

A classic comeback to halt someone you don't want or care to hear.

Person you don't care to hear: so i was at school today and I wa-
You: shut up your mom's gay
Person you don't care to hear: ...(silence)

shut up your mom's gay by andbow03 February 21, 2018

(NSFYM) Not Safe for Your Mom

A word, phrase or thought that is likely to embarrass, fluster or even cause a mother to cry

Ed: I want to post to Twitter, but your mom follows me and this comment is definitely NSFYM.

Andy: NSFYM? And why does my mom follow you?

Ed: Yeah, (NSFYM) Not Safe for Your Mom. And, um, can you repeat the second question...

(NSFYM) Not Safe for Your Mom by anythingoncemaybetwice February 28, 2012

Tell Your Mom! 

1. An expression used when a friend, enemy, or otherwise annoying person is complaining about something terribly unimportant, asinine, or infantile.

2. A phrase used in place of the popular expression "Burn!" made famous by That 70's Show. (Used mostly when the burnee can't take a joke and they're visibly upset. Much more enjoyable to say if they're offended. This saying is often situational.)

3. An expression used anytime you yourself outdoes someone else- i.e., video games, sports, living, etc.

Them: "Fuck! Fuck! I broke my shoelace! and to top it off, man, I got mud on my pants!! (continues complaining)

You: "And you think I care?" "If you want sympathy tell your mom!"

or

Them: "Dude, I just totally balled that guy on the court."

You: I always knew you liked dudes,

Them: Fuck you, man! I'm not gay!

You: Tell your mom!

or

You: "Oh my God, did you just see that!?" "Tell your mom!"

Tell Your Mom! by distraction_camp July 20, 2009