Woketopia

( A combo of woke and utopia): a new sub normal American political dreamland utopia in which woke people and woke culture have taken over.

Since I don't know what woke means as an adjective, I refuse to take woketopia seriously.

by Sexydimma March 27, 2021

wokemcrip

Pronounced (Woke-em-crip)
A crips alarm clock in the morning

Woke up at crip o clock from my wokemcrip alarm clock

by Anonymous69.0 August 17, 2019

Wokémon

A woke man

Emma (longingly): I need more enlightened spiritual people in my life :(
Brad (rolling his eyes): gotta catch 'em all!
Emma (annoyed): what?
Brad (explaining): ya know, college freshmen whose hearts are fuller than their heads, 'woke af' bros, woke'men. ...Wokémon!

by Lykho April 2, 2019

wokemotion

Sophisticated verbal psychological technique used to evoke rage among a gullible base of people, who have been exposed to a lifetime of psychological programming thru government Education, entertainment & social media to react to certain words & phrases.

Exposed by Johnathan Gruber & Barry Obama , it has been used to pass laws detrimental to a cohesive society, separating the population into groups defined by income, religion, Education level & especially RACE.

I thought Barry Obama & Queen Nutsy Pelosi were masters of WOKEMOTION until Alexanblahblah Blahblahblah Cortez was installed by the DSA.

"Did you see those DemonKKKrats doing the WOKEMOTION over a couple hundred protesters in DC after defending 1000's of the same type of protests all summer ?"
"Creepy Tojo Biden did the WOKEMOTION to create a holiday celebrating Republicans forcing democrats to give up their slaves".

by TheMachinistBill June 20, 2021

wokeboy

A fuckboy who acts "woke" about gender issues just so he can get laid by feminist chicks.

Portmanteau of "woke" and "fuckboy".

You're only a male feminist so you can get laid by feminist girls. Quit being a Wokeboy.

by Sire Johnalings Marfkitteh IV March 13, 2018

wokewomble

A cockwomble who is young and libtarded and painfully woke.

The ignorant wokewombles at the National Maritime Museum want to 'reframe' the history of Admiral Lord Nelson.

by l1ngo October 11, 2020

Wokewoad

Hair dyed blue.

"Did you hear that Neil's announced they're trans and want everyone to use 'they' pronouns?"
"I knew something was brewing when they went full wokewoad."

by Old Phardt April 4, 2022