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The John Wilkes Booth

When you sit behind an unsuspecting victim in a theater and jerk off, and at just the right moment, shoot her in the back of the head with your load and run out.
"Bill is a maniac...did you hear he did The John Wilkes Booth to Angela at the IMAX during the premier of Iron Man 3?"
by TheLargeBreast February 20, 2014
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The John Wilks Booth

Sex term for surprisingly cumming on the back of someone's head. Preferably while on a balcony or in a theatre.

See also The Abraham Lincoln.
While Misty Gates was sleeping face down, I gave her The John Wilks Booth.
by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009
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the wilks

apsolute weapon, clicks his finger and makes all women die of orgasm, there has only ever been one might Wilks who shall not be named.
by markforfillyourdreams January 4, 2018
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north wilkes middle school

north wilkes middle school is a place with A LOT of drugs. everyone vapes/juuls there. they are all pikes and big ol' country boys. most of their sports team suck as well as most of the girls. ALL of the girls there are thots and there have been more than one girl to get pregnant and or miscarriages. the guys there are mostly garbage and don't respect women. you don't wanna go there for you will be disappointed by how many nasty people there are.
Girl 1: I go to North Wilkes Middle School
Girl 2:Ew, everyone there is gross
by Kate666 March 17, 2019
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North Wilkesboro, NC

<1>A small town in NW North Carolina... also confused for a hole in the earth..

<2> A place where everyone knows everybody, but people don't call you friend
"This place is so much like North Wilkesboro, NC, Cant believe we even found it"
by bluefairy1522 June 27, 2008
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Wilkes-Barre

Up-and-coming city in Northeastern Pennsylvania. The de facto hub of the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton/Hazleton metro area which is home to over 600,000 people. Like most Pennsylvania cities, Wilkes-Barre went through hard times in the latter part of the 20th century, but for the past decade or so, the city has been on a serious rebound along with its more notorious, but less happening neighbor, Scranton. With all of the renovations, the scenery in Wilkes-Barre has become very charming, including Northampton and Main, the beautiful riverside areas near Wilkes University, the new PA Dept. of Labor building, new antique downtown lighting system, and the loads of mid to upscale shopping establishments near the arena. Wilkes-Barre is the original home to HBO and Planters Peanuts and there are over 8 colleges/universities both in and around the city. Perhaps not the best place on the planet but a very decent affordable pleasant city located conveniently right outside of the Eastern Seaboard.
During presidential elections, Wilkes-Barre, a swing area in a swing state, becomes a noisy circus of national personalities, including George W. Bush, Al Gore, John Kerry, Rudy Giuliani, Laura Bush, Dick Cheney, and Hillary Clinton.
by BrianPK August 14, 2006
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Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre not as redneck as Pottstown and Wellsboro... Where RAPE AND MURDER is not news to a citizen.
Wilkes-Barre not as redneck as Pottstown and Wellsboro
by Bearded Abe February 26, 2005
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