westoned

Burned. To suffer burning of the skin. Especially severe or 3rd degree burns.

Taken from 'Simon Weston', famous Welsh burns victim who was brainwashed into getting toasted for 'Queen and country', along with 150 other sheeple, aboard RFA Sir Galahad. Compare: reeved

"I nearly westoned myself with a pop-tart earlier!"

by Goatlips August 20, 2008

westonzuela

(Originally called Weston)A city in florida where many venezuelans live. they're escaping from chavez's political regime.Hugo Chavez, the Venezuelan president has been ruling the country since 1998.His government has a leftist-marxist-nationalist syle.And he is a very close friend to Fidel Castro, the Cuban president.

I live in Westonzuela: "Yo vivo en Westonzuela".

by FJPS January 22, 2007

Weston CT

An insanely small town with zero diversity and excellent schools. If you go here you’ll probably get into a good college. There is more forest than people, and there’s literally nothing to do.

Person 1: Hey I heard you’re from Weston CT?
Person 2: Yes I’m white as fuck
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by Human Microwave October 21, 2021

Absolute Weston

A bloody nightmare. From the sorry excuse for a beach that is Weston Super-mare

He's having a bit of a shit game isn't he.
Yeah he's having an absolute weston.

by Northbound7 February 22, 2017

Sam Weston

A urban legend, The famous well renowned spotty twat or some call him pudgy woo. He happens to be very greasy and riddled with acne, he is well known for his quotes such as, PHL (pure honking like) and (sergeant greesebaw) and also (THE NOW AYE)

Your spots are looking really bad today, you resemble Sam Weston today. Or do you know the urban legend sam Weston is visiting london this week!

by JDF719161 February 19, 2022

Dan Weston

This kick ass guy who is known for selling "Paur Churrs" at the Scooter Store.

Hi, I'm Dan Weston. Here at the scooter store, we're experts at getting you the scooter or Paur Churr you need.

by hfurmysnyc May 6, 2009

Weston, CT

Weston, CT is a small, suburban town located in the midst of farifield country known for its affluence, high adolescent drinking rates, stellar high school graduation rates, and lack of businesses.

Holy shit, Weston, CT is boring. Want to go get drunk after we study for chem?

by Trojan Train November 19, 2005