optimum wifi

THE MOST SHITTEST THING YOU COULD EVER HAVE BUY THIS IF YOU WANT TO START LAGGING IN REAL LIFE IT SO FUCKING BAD THAT NO INTERNET IS BETTER THAN THIS YOU GET -5 BARS WITH THIS SHIT ITS SO UNGODLY THAT I RATHER SUCK 10 DICKS THEN USE THIS

random: Yo wanna play somethin
Randoms friend: y----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------eeeeeeeEEEeEeEeEeEeEeEe-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------s---------------------------s--------------------------------s-SSS-sSs-S-s-S--s-S-sS-s-S-s--s-S-s-
random- thats some optimum wifi right there

by ThisIsNotNox October 16, 2020

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Wifi

The reason you love McDonalds.

Guy 1: Dude, where are you at?

Guy 2: at McDonalds, gotta love free wifi

by ABeatifulWizard September 30, 2015

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wifin'

To focus one's attention on a particular woman as opposed to being with male friends.
If one is found wifin' in a club, there is usually a twenty dollar fee.

Gerald: Hey man, stop wifin' with Meg and hang out with your mates!
Jeff: No way, man! I've been wifin' all day!
Meg: Jeff - who's that tall guy coming over here?
Slenderman: No wifin' in da club. Gimme $20.

by the AWPerator August 28, 2012

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Winfield Park

A small town in New Jersey that does exist.
It is small, and has unusual rules.
People from Winfield Park are either extremely unusual, or super awesome. Sometimes even both.

P1: That kid was from Winfield Park.
P2: ....That explains a lot.

by STFU ABOUT WINFIELD January 16, 2009

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