Vajible

The second book in a series of sacred books created by three hormonal teens of the female gender to vent about their problems. Is arguably even greater than the first book, known as the vajorna. Often stolen, unwillingly borrowed, and written in by unwelcome and unwanted participants. This book is LEGENDARY. To be slapped with the vajible is to be blessed by otherworldly spirits.

:Hey can I see the vajible??

No! Its sacred! *slap*

Wow!I must be the luckiest man in the world!!

Commonly used in the sentence "Thats goinn in the vajible!" and "Stick that in your vajible and read it!"

by slightlysuggestivesacredtexts January 16, 2011

vajomiting

The act of vomiting while also urinating on yourself, usually while pregnant.

Malinda's friend, Heather, walked in to find her vajomiting while she lay on the bathroom floor.

by VintageCatEyes January 3, 2014

vajooba

A vagina that is excessively chubby and wide. It smells sort of like the sea and has many folds to the point you cant tell which part is labia and which is fat.

My girlfriend has a vajooba and it smells of ocean and spoiled milk. It has so many folds I cant find her labia.

by merkinpriest69 March 11, 2015

Vajodorant

A deodorant spray for a woman's downstairs area.

Sandye bought some vajodorant in honor of her third date with the handsome doctor.

by Faster Redhead October 1, 2016

vajournal

A place where a woman keeps all the memories of the men she has had sexual relations with.

Well Sarah, you can put that one right in the vajournal.

by Luhnce godfrey January 18, 2018

vajowls

A vagina in which the labia, through extended stretch and use, have become floppy, elastic, or rubber-like, similar to the cheeks of a neopolitan mastiff.

Greg: So did you get with that girl?
Jack: I was going to, but when she took her pants off she was sporting massive vajowls. Kind of a turn off.
Greg: So...did you get with that girl?
Jack: ...Yes.

by Gunpowder February 18, 2009

vajooter

a combination of vagina and cooter

peter violently rammed his veal into her vajooter

by ashley November 30, 2004