Vajible

The second book in a series of sacred books created by three hormonal teens of the female gender to vent about their problems. Is arguably even greater than the first book, known as the vajorna. Often stolen, unwillingly borrowed, and written in by unwelcome and unwanted participants. This book is LEGENDARY. To be slapped with the vajible is to be blessed by otherworldly spirits.

:Hey can I see the vajible??

No! Its sacred! *slap*

Wow!I must be the luckiest man in the world!!

Commonly used in the sentence "Thats goinn in the vajible!" and "Stick that in your vajible and read it!"

by slightlysuggestivesacredtexts January 16, 2011

vajileage

The wear and tear on a womans vagina.

Wow !! The vajileage on that pussy gotta be in the thousands!

by Digg Bick Smith February 17, 2019

vajobler

A Fat persons stomach.

Look at my vajobler When i jiggle it.

by Chris100 January 2, 2010

Vajile

Verb: To Kid or to Prod

Are you vajiling me? No, vajile you not.

by DR.WERDZ December 7, 2010

vagiblet

1. A vagina that needs to be discarded or made gravy from. Generally encountered around the holidays.
Note: They sometimes contain squidbeaks which one should be cautious lest they be dis-MEMBERED.

Doctor: "What happened here!?!"
Nurse: "Well..."
Patient: "It was that damn vagiblet snatched up my arm!"
Doctor: "That's the sixth one this week!"

Happy holidays

by boxoforanges December 16, 2008