vagitis

A vaginal growth on the scrotum of a male rendering the balls ineffective.

He can't come out drinking with us tonight, he has a bad case of vagitis that needs to be treated.

by CaptainRedeye June 4, 2003

vagisitus

the illness that causes someone to be a big baby. The cause of constant complaining or pouting.

Samantha gets a bad case of Vagisitus when I don't answer her phone calls.

by tim bernard November 23, 2009

Vagisilly

Girls acting silly in that girly kind of way........

"Baby, stop being so vagisilly. You need to regulate....." :S

by Tricky White Devil August 4, 2009

Rub some Vagisil on it!

Dont be a wimp, dont complain, dont be such a pussy!

So you broke your arm, rub some Vagisil on it.

So what, your girlfriend broke up with you, rub some Vagisil on it!

by TOMM September 26, 2012

Vaginista

A man that pretends that he will only have sex with a woman who's vagina is "just so," when in reality, he probably hasn't had sex in years if ever.

Brad: "ugh... too much hair is SICK! I don't want to fuck a dirty, tick infested rat's nest!!"

Brad's Buddy: "mmmm-hmmmm."

Brad: "and what about that roast beef? DISGUSTING!! What the hell ARE those flip-flaps, anyway?!?!"

Brad's Buddy: "I couldn't say, Brad."

Brad: "Trim and tight, nothing but the slit showing, that's all I'll fuck, man!"

Brad's Buddy: "You're kind of a Vaginista, Brad."

Brad: "What?"

by cowboythecat April 25, 2009

vagisicle

another word for a douche-bag

dude, todd throws his clean-up rags all over the floor. he's such a vagisicle.

by slowscan December 30, 2007

vaginis

A man that acts the way a woman is stereo typically supposed to act.

My bf is being such a vaginis tonight!

Gawd, why do you have act like such a vaginis!

by Lanerbananer June 25, 2010