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Twattoo

A twattoo is a name given to a tattoo that is classless or ghastly, the word twattoo more describes the person who has the tattoo
Hello mate, I see you had a new twattoo done over the weekend, looks hideous
by Apoclamite March 20, 2022
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Twatterpot

A twatterpot is someone who rages so incredibly hard that they start raging at things not related to the original cause of anger
Bob: Dude I just stomped your ass at Mortal Kombat
George: Man fuck this game! Fuck you! Fuck this I'm moving out too!
Bob: Dude don't be a twatterpot.
by DJ Camel January 9, 2013
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Tatted Pipe

a tattooed cock,penis,dick etc.
Damn girlfriend did you see the "Tatted Pipe" on that stud
by Daniel O'Brien A.K.A. OBIE January 13, 2009
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Twatster

Twatster (twatstress): pretentious, but not necessarily ambitious dude who over-zealous on social mobility and flaunts his recently acquired degree in Liberal Arts from random University College. Will never be respected by academics and usually seen as class traitor.
John's degree has made him speak like he knows it all and feels it all. He's an educated geezer now, you know, knows all that fancy middle class lingo. Yeah, a right twatster.
by Samson79 May 7, 2016
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twatticism

A remark by a twat.
That sounded a bit like a twatticism.
by hwojciechowski June 19, 2011
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twater boarding

When a girl is riding your face to the point you can't breathe and you feel like shes going to smother you.
So I was going 69 with this big girl and started freaking out when she laid down all the way and was twater boarding me!
by jconn88 August 26, 2013
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tatte

testicles of men
Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, testicles cause extreme pain.
1.. Ravi Prakash ke tatte phod dene chahiye
2.. Deja ka ek hi tatta kaam karta hai.....dusra uski kali raand ne phood diya hai
3.. tatte bacha apne,madarchod
4.. seedhe taate mein ball de,tatton mein
by shilpi_hot_hotter April 17, 2006
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