twatist is a person who likes nothing better of a evening than inspecting and drooling over a ladies love tunnel
by mattgc November 21, 2006
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Get the twatie mug.Logically enough it is something spoken by someone who is a twat, cretin or braindead fuckwit. Typically something uttered by the woke brigade such as "all whites are guilty of unconscious bias!" This is not the sort of drivel that J Saunders Redding intended when he urged people to "Stay Woke."
by AKACroatalin April 18, 2021
Get the Twatism mug.1) Term of endearment associated with those you love to hate.
2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.
3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.
2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.
3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.
1)Derk: Why does he have to be such a twat all of the time dood...?
Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...
2) That guy is radiating twatness....
3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you
Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...
2) That guy is radiating twatness....
3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you
by kegmar November 3, 2008
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Get the twatisaurus mug.TWATISFACTION: The gentle satisfaction you get when antiphetically opinionated twats fall into your carefully laid logical, spiritual and political traps
Dimlo felt an enormous wave of twatisfaction when the neanderthal double barrelled daily mail reading reactionary Tory boys fell into his political trap.
by Dimlo September 23, 2016
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