tv

short form for the word Television

Yo Bitch, I'm on TV

by Super Cracker August 2, 2003

tv

friend with many colors

Guy: Im going to hang with my TV
Guy2: Aight, I'll come too

by xleox October 14, 2004

tv

Our only education

Free porn

Teacher: Lets watch mindless TV, i dont wana teach, im too high

Kids: Lets watch porn!!

Teacher: Fine fine....


Kid: by watching TV, i learned how to make a bomb big enough to blow up a city block

by bob April 1, 2005

tv

a box shaped thing witch light comes out of and boys and girls cant stop watching

look at him watch tv,this is gonna be some kind of a reacerd

by yo mamma November 14, 2003

TV

who the fuck said that money was the root of all evil it clearly is NOT, TV is the root of all evil. well known fact.

that fooking tv caused me a divorce cos my husband kept yelling shudup even when crap came on it!

by TV sucks February 19, 2005

TV

Short for "time vacumn", because a television —and any other devise with a screen, such as computers, portable video games, cell phones, etc.— tend to suck your time away without you noticing.

"Sorry I'm late for our wedding, honey. I sat down in front of the TV and didn't see the time pass".

"But Larry ... you don't HAVE a TV!"

"Oh, yeah. I meant my digital camera. I was taking pictures of my penis to get you hot for our honeymoon, and I couldn't stop retouching myself"

by wordbird June 29, 2006

tv

Transvestite. Some escort services list them as TVTS or 'Transvestite/Transexual'

See www.eros.com for examples. NASTY NASTY NASTY. That's just wrong.

by EB January 28, 2005