by xleox October 14, 2004
Teacher: Lets watch mindless TV, i dont wana teach, im too high
Kids: Lets watch porn!!
Teacher: Fine fine....
Kid: by watching TV, i learned how to make a bomb big enough to blow up a city block
Kids: Lets watch porn!!
Teacher: Fine fine....
Kid: by watching TV, i learned how to make a bomb big enough to blow up a city block
by bob April 01, 2005
by yo mamma November 14, 2003
who the fuck said that money was the root of all evil it clearly is NOT, TV is the root of all evil. well known fact.
by TV sucks February 19, 2005
Short for "time vacumn", because a television —and any other devise with a screen, such as computers, portable video games, cell phones, etc.— tend to suck your time away without you noticing.
"Sorry I'm late for our wedding, honey. I sat down in front of the TV and didn't see the time pass".
"But Larry ... you don't HAVE a TV!"
"Oh, yeah. I meant my digital camera. I was taking pictures of my penis to get you hot for our honeymoon, and I couldn't stop retouching myself"
"But Larry ... you don't HAVE a TV!"
"Oh, yeah. I meant my digital camera. I was taking pictures of my penis to get you hot for our honeymoon, and I couldn't stop retouching myself"
by wordbird June 29, 2006
by EB January 28, 2005