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Travel Lesbians

Two straight women, usually good friends, that when traveling together engage in lesbianism, usually because they’re in committed relationships, don’t want to hook up with locals, or are arroused by the adventure.
Collette and Holland vacationed in Brazil, but because they didn’t want to hook up with any local guys they were travel lesbians for the week.
by Clive On Vacation July 5, 2018
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Travel Missus

When you're backpacking through a foreign country and meet a girl who you fall in lust with. These relationships can last days, sometimes even weeks. People often mistake this for you being a serious relationship from all the selfies she is posting on creepbook. In actual fact, you're just banging her until you move onto the next country and find a new travel missus.
"Did you hear Cormac is getting serious with Holly?"
"No way man, that was just his travel missus in Central America. He is living in Banff now and told me he was space docking with a girl on the weekend."
by Travelboi October 2, 2014
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Travel cock

An unexpected erection experienced by all men during a sufficiently long period in a vehicle.
Guy 1: 'Dude, why you sat like that?'

Guy 2: 'Travel cock again'

Guy 1: 'Ah man, I had that ten minutes ago too'
by shmurnt August 8, 2009
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Jackoff of all trades

Somebody who believes that they can multitask, but in attempting many different endeavors, fails at all or most of them. A failed polymath. An incompetent, wannabe rennaissance man.
"Dude thinks he's the jack of all trades. He screwed up the math on the cash register, he can't speak spanish for shit, and after he tried to tune up my car, I had to take it in and spend $200 bucks before it would start again. He's the jackoff of all trades."
by Hank the Monster October 18, 2009
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travelsty

Dude, we went to Cabo last week. The plane was late, they lost our luggage and the hotel had no record of our reservation - total travelsty.
by Mr. Snyder March 29, 2011
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Travel hack

Clever solution for a travel related problem
Rolling your clothes to fit more in your suitcase, is the most popular travel hack in the world.
by its_el_not_le March 28, 2015
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Travelagita

The feeling of forgetting something when leaving for a trip
Did I remember my passport? My phone charger!? Experiencing an extreme case of travelagita right now!
by Rachel712 March 25, 2017
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