toilethead 

a religion in praising the one and only toilethead, and asking his guidance when needed

OHHHH toilethead, bless thy name

praise be the name of toilethead

toilethead by ah jeez October 13, 2011

Toiletpaper Noose 

This word/phrase was formed as a sort of joke but really seems to have more meening.

A Toiletpaper Noose is a sort of empty threat. Like acting sad or saying "I'm going to kill myself" just for attention.

It's sad and moronic.

"Look at how sad he just got. He's just going to make a Toiletpaper Noose."

or "He's just Making a Toiletpaper Noose"

Toiletpaper Noose by Jake June 17, 2004

Indian toiletpaper

What you use when you can't find any toilet paper but are trapped on the toilet paper: your hand.

I couldn't find any T.P., so I just sucked it up and used some Indian toiletpaper.

Indian toiletpaper by ZombyWoof April 25, 2006

Rusty Toiletpaper 

When a man wraps penis in sandpaper and has anal sex with a female.

Female 1: what happened to you last night.

Female 2: I don’t remember but I think I got rusty toiletpaper’d by my boyfriend

Female 1: I..AM..SO..SORRY!

Rusty Toiletpaper by GOASTELOVER69 July 5, 2012

Skibidi-Toiletism 

A religion dedicated to Skibidi Toilet.

"Ever since I've converted to Skibidi-Toiletism, I've been so much happier! Skibidi bop bop bop bop yes yes yes yes skibidi bop."

Skibidi-Toiletism by cornobbled November 1, 2023

toiletized 

banishment of something, getting something quickly out of your sight (ie: guards!! take this vermin away!!)
a concept or article deemed unworthy and condemned to the real or imaginary porcelain vortex ('dump';'junk yard', 'landfill')

the urban dictionary dics toiletized my concept once again!

jan decided to toiletize the relationship

ace toiletized his body waste

toiletized by michael foolsley February 1, 2010

toiletface 

toilet=potty=pot, face=head.

pothead.

Dude, you're such a toiletface.

toiletface by b18ch1ck November 5, 2006