pay the waitress

A euphemism meaning sexual intercourse. Giving her the tip.

Doug: Hey dude, wanna hang?
Rob: I'm with the girlfriend about to pay the waitress. Gimme thirty minutes.

by wr36 February 6, 2014

Are We The Waiting

an awesome song by Green Day from the album American idiot the main chorus of thing is, and screamin' are we we are, are we we are the wainting

Are We The Waiting is an awsome song

by greenday256 January 6, 2012

The Waiting Game

A game where guys (or sometimes girls) usually in college or at football camp, etc. show their genitals to each other in various formations. When one guy looks at another's genitals, he is called gay or a fag (or both) and is then kicked. How many times he is kicked dependeds on the formation of the genitals.

Guy#1: Hey dude, look at this
Guy#2: What . . . awww sick man
Guy#1: Aha faggot!
Guy#2: What was that, the batwing?
Guy#1: Yea dude, thats three kicks
Guy#2: Fuck the Waiting Game

by Phreaky Phil September 15, 2009

Playing the waiting game

To disguise oneself as a tampon, and lie in wait.

And now, I'm playing the waiting game.

by cocknockers January 24, 2009

The Waiting Period

The year-long wait from being 19 years of age, to turning 20. Anxiously waiting to cross the seemingly everlasting threshold of teen life's end and stepping into adulthood.

WARNING: Some teenage residue may still reside when turning 20. Please make sure to wash thoroughly behind the ears and under fingernails with a constant flow of education and employment however and whenever possible.

I turn 20 tomorrow. To hell with The Waiting Period let's get some bitches in here... RIGHT NOW!

by [Fake ass name] November 25, 2013

the waitingtodie

When you shove your own dick between your legs and up your asshole and piss inside of yourself.

he likes to do the waitingtodie all of the time

by eichmanb December 8, 2010

Doing the Waitaki Bridge

Getting in a relationship with a much younger person, usually one not out of school.

Look he's doing the Waitaki Bridge with her, 44 year old male trying to go out with a 17 year old female.

Usually pertaining to a person of predatory behaviour.

by Rat Bite July 28, 2012