don't tase me bro

Famous utterance of University of Florida student Andrew Meyer, who was tasered and arrested by the illustrious UF police department after either:

a. Merely asking some legitimate questions to Senator and former Presidential Candidate John Kerry

b. Engineering a scene for publicity

Whether you believe it was "a" or "b" will likely vary with your age, political persuasion, and belief in the necessity of genuine political discourse.

As Meyer fought the officers on the ground, they threatened to taser him. Meyer stated that if allowed up, he would leave. The officer replied that he does not have that option. Meyer yelled,"Don't tase me bro, don't tase me", but was drive stunned shortly after. -one account of the incident

by mrpotty October 3, 2007

Tasered

How an idiot describes the act of being tased because he sucks at English.

Mark: "Wow! That thug got tasered really bad!"
Carter: "Tasered? It's tased, Mark."
Mark: "I've heard it both ways."

by Greasegrim March 11, 2016

Taseonna

Taseonna is the most beautiful girl ever!Taseonna May not think she is beautiful but she truly is inside and outside!Taseonna is the most outgoing, fun loving, caring girl you can find. Taseonna befriended by a lot of people due to her no bullshit attitude. Taseonna is sensitive and quiet and likes to keep to herself ,but not all the time Taseonna wants to be loved.Taseonna Makes an amazing girlfriend due to her loyalty an caring manure. If you let Taseonna get away your doomed to regret letting her get away for the rest of your days boo.Taseonna never lets a friend down.Taseonna the most beautiful girl to ever exist!

Rosabella:I made a new friend today she is wonderful person to be around she is a nice person and really beautiful.
Micheal: She must be a Taseonna

by R3d Gyal September 9, 2019

don't tase me, bro

1. An utterance emitted by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer on the evening of September 17, 2007 in efforts to ward off the vicious bite of a police taser after he was detained for getting uppity at a forum with U.S. Senator John Kerry.

2. A phrase used (with ironic reference to the above incident) to express feigned dissatisfaction with another's recent or impending actions or speech.

"The Meyer incident is in no way an issue of freedom of expression."
"Are you kidding? Don't tase me, bro!"

by Jesse Arost January 3, 2009

Taoseño

A person from Taos, New Mexico.

Also a restaurant in Taos, New Mexico, serving traditional New Mexican food.

Don't you know, homes? Soy Taoseño por vida.

Eee, bro, I'm all hungry. I'm gonna go eat a stuffed sopaipilla at El Taoseño.

by El Don Diguidi May 11, 2009

skank-tassel

Donald Trump's hair skank-tassel

That thing on top of Donald Trump's head looks like a skank-tassel!

by Jannopop September 8, 2016

taisei

A guy most likely to be of Asian origin.Once you fall in love with him,there's no turning back.A great guy inside and out,also very cute.Has a lovely personality and also a great soul.If he cares for you,then you will feel protected no matter what and you will always have a shoulder to cry on.Taisei thinks he has many flaws but still deserves that A for effort.Loves dank memes as much as you.Also very intelligent and can make you feel amazing if he loves you too.Is not lame,basic or stupid at all.Never let him go.

Person A: I met a great guy that makes me feel special and comfortable.
Person B: I'm guessing his name is Taisei!

by algoconrithm2180 February 5, 2017