TARPaulin Parachute

A specific type of golden parachute which refers to executives who receive a disproportionately large reward, bonus or bailout despite being painfully incompetent at their job to tragic ends and use said reward in irresponsible ways.

This is most accurately directed at executives in the finance industry who received money from the TARP act intended to save the economy and, instead, used it irresponsibly.

In parts of the US, pronounced "tar-POLE-ee-in bailout."

Man, can you believe those fuckers at Citibank? Got a TARPaulin parachute and pissed it away on interior decorating, hookers and blow. Get the pitchforks and torches, I feel an old-school populist rage coming on.

by ghost_brigade February 8, 2009

Tardzan

Call someone a Tardzan, when they do something stupid...or to piss them off.

You dropped the cake, Tardzan!

by Tony, Ska sucks, Slipknot rules. January 13, 2003

Tardmart

Walmart or any other store that is run primarily by a socially and/or mentally retarded workforce.

You better stay in school unless you want to end up being a greeter at Tardmart.

by Robertao October 19, 2006

Tardfarmer

insult implying you are "retarded", or your friends you hang out with are "retards".

You're such a tardfarmer!

by elseaelsea. June 12, 2009

Tarpa

A Tarp (short for tarpaulin) combined with a Parka. Basically, a warm blanket-lined tarp suitable for you and several friends to run around outdoor music festivals in, hammered, while staying warm and dry.

Get the Tarpa! It's fucking freezing out here and I just found the Vodka. The night is young!!

by urbanndn September 9, 2009

Tardwagon

n.

1. The short bus which carries mentally handicapped individuals to school.

"It's bad enough that I'm already late to class, but now I'm stuck behind the tardwagon."

by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005

tardpack

Someone severely lacking intelligence, a retard.

Also, an electronic device with stripped down options.

"Miss South Carolina gave such a dumb answer. What a tardpack!"

or

"I asked my mom for a Playstation 3, but she got me the tardpack!"

by LAtheDJ December 29, 2007