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Date Sweater

The type of sweater a guy puts on when he's trying to impress the chick he's on a date with. It's the only nice piece of clothing he owns and you'll see him wearing it in pretty much every picture taken of him on a date.

Can also be a useful tool when you're trying to confirm if two people are dating.
Sally: "Jenny, I told Tony I just want to be friends, but he keeps wearing this nice sweater when he comes over, even if it's just to watch TV."

Jenny: "Oh yeah, he's definitely interested. That's his date sweater. But I wouldn't date him, Sally...he's a total meathead."

Tony: "Brahhhhhh!!!"
by Potato Sack December 23, 2007
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gem sweater

action verb, copular verb, noun

action verb: to burn the feeble, unworthy eyes of others with the brilliance and fire of ten thousand pairs of gold pants; to confound and bedazzle with beats, gems, and jams so thoroughly as to render all those within sight utterly enthralled, terrified, ensorcelled, and otherwise enslaved to hard'n'funky rhythms of gems glimmering and jams jlimmering.

copular verb: to shine and shimmer as one of the sequined babies; to exist in a state of pure mystical spandex-and-rhinestone technobeat enlightenment; to experience the Divine Revelation of Mother Gem.

noun: the only true glory of the universe.
action verb:

I gem sweatered until their faces melted off. SHAZAM!

copular verb:

He gem sweaters vermilion, chartreuse, and magenta all over the place, filling our minds with passions.

noun:

Glory be to the Mother and to the Jams and to the Gem Sweater, as it was in the Bedazzler, is Now, and ever shall be, Beats without End. Amvets.
by SumeragiSlut October 2, 2007
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sweat fest

a term used to describe something that requires a lot of concentration, stress and difficulty

it is also used to casually describe oneself when they are too hot.
I was up to 3am playing civ5 on the immortal difficulty, total sweat fest.
by b3nitz January 28, 2013
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Sweater Slut

A female who wears unattractive clothing (ie. a sweater) and still manages to look like a whore.
A: "Have you seen Hannah's outfit today?"

B: "Yes, she looks like a prostitute in training!"

A: "I know, she's such a sweater slut."
by TheGoldenScissors December 23, 2011
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Don't sweat it

something that you say in order to tell someone not to worry..

means "don't worry about it", or sometimes "take it easy".
Don't sweat it! We've got plenty of time to get there before the show starts.
by Aninda Dutta July 28, 2010
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sweat rot

Damage done to clothing due to excess sweating specialty under the arm
My sweat rot is so bad it has eaten right though my kacks
by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
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sweater girl

Girl with an attractive bust who wears tight sweaters.
I have an attractive sweater girl just around the corner from my cube. Women are just about the best thing in life!
by sts0364 January 13, 2005
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