sequel frog

someone who generally thinks the star wars sequel movies are a masterpiece.
They also hate the other movies and all legends media because it's not created by their queen Disney overlord

No one: ....
Sequel frog: prequels are complete garbage and Jar jar is the only remotely good character.
everyone in the room: ...

Everyone: he is correct about the jar jar part but what a fucking sequel frog

by StabbedYa April 8, 2021

The Sequel

A synonym for the New Testament, which is the sequel to the Old Testament.

Wendy: Have you read the Old Testament?
Jimmy: Nah, but I did read The Sequel which was mildly entertaining...

by Etan Ilfeld March 22, 2009

can of squelch

an inside joke in the U.S. military played on 'Boots' (newly arrived from boot camp).

squelch is a term used to fine-tune radios. it is a knob or button that controls whether or not background noise is heard on an open channel. it is used when communication is poor or lost and you are scanning your frequency/channel for any recognizable sounds.

telling someone to get a 'can' of squelch sends them to go ask someone, causing everyone who knows the joke to laugh. this is not always wise to send a boot to a Senior NCO for.

0311: hey Boot!

Boot: "Corporal?"

0311: "go down to supply and get a can of squelch. this radio's been acting up all morning and i can't get comm."

Boot goes to supply, waits in line, and then gets yelled at for wasting supply's time and their own. Usually ends with the Boot cleaning something unimaginable or guarding something insignificant for long, long, periods of time.

by Marines is capitalized January 22, 2011

squelf

To be assaulted by a person at least 8 inches shorter than you, or to assault a person at least 8 inches taller than you.

"If he puts his hands on his knees to talk to me one more time I'm going to give him the squelfing of his life!"

"Man, I just got squelfed the other day!"

by Juice Box Jerry September 21, 2017

dick squelch

The noise made when you are in the bath and you "take care of yourself" above the water, but some water has got into your foreskin so it squelches, this is usually done instead of below water as the splashing noise usually gives it away, however dick squelches are even more obvious then below water "dick splashes".

"Alex, whats that noise? are you dick squelching" "no mum!"

by analex127 January 23, 2009

Sequelitis

A medical condition propogated by a combination of commercial success and creative ineptitude. Symptoms include bad movies and music, arrogance, denial, and desperation. In that order.

Treat symptoms with a daily dose of self-realization.

After critical acclaim and record numbers at the box office, Warner was quickly stricken with Sequelitis.

by Zizz February 6, 2005

squel

a small, or miniature squeal.

see squeal.

I could not hear her, her squeal was muffled and came out a squel.

by annoying squaredd January 12, 2011