stoltz

Someone who you love and think is fucking awsome

"wow, your such a stoltz"

by Stoltz July 15, 2008

stiltzkin

A cool lookin, cool talkin moogle in Final Fantasy IX. Makes a cameo in FFCC as well. Buy stuff off him at bargain prices.

Stiltzkin is so clever kupo! I wanna be just like him!

by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008

Steitz

If you don't know his real name..Call him Steitz.

1: "Hey Steitz what's cracking homie?"
2: "Dude whats your fucking actual name?"
3: "Not even god knows."

by Dude334532 December 23, 2008

Steltenkamp

A turd dwelling in the upper deck of your toilet, manifesting and marinating itself for a week or longer

While I was on vacation, my roommate left a Steltenkamp in my throne.

by WHAMMY! July 22, 2011

seltzer

drink that can get flavors that looks liek water but is fizzy

seltzer is carbonated

by I LoVe JaMie =]] February 24, 2008

red hot pussy seltzer

A slang term for squirting as used in the movie The Wedding Ringer

Damn, her red hot pussy seltzer tasted like bacon in the morning

by Chad666 April 29, 2016

Alka-seltzer

Perhaps the best icebreaker ever made. It consists of Taking alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman's drink, it fizzing, and her asking "is that Roofies?"

You-drop alka-seltzer into cup
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that

she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"

...your welcome

by TheRuralThesaurus1 October 25, 2010