Stapled

to get inebriated to such a large degree that one loses all motor and speech skills. One common side affect of "getting stapled" is inventing a completely new personality, which is often obsessed with college football games and the days on which they are played. Getting stapled is often a result of playing team-based drinking games which may cause skull fractures that require staples to heal.

Place of Origin: West Palm Beach, Florida

Bro #1: Hey man, did you see how stapled Raoul got yesterday?
Bro #2: What, did he try to stab someone again?
Bro#1: No, even worse. He tried to fight an entire fraternity in their own house!

"Dude, Bill was so cocksmashingly stapled last night that he drove from Atlanta to Nashville entirely while he was blacked out."

by Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean April 6, 2010

Staple

A place or point of reference that is frequently visited and enjoyed by a specific individual or individuals due to their consistently positive experience. Ones "go- to" hangout.

Based off the money and time she has spent at Ulta over the years as well as the amount of redeemable award points she has accumulated on her loyalty card,, it's clear that Ulta is definitely a staple in her shopping routine

by Mama D December 1, 2016

Staple's Bathroom

the Staples by your school in which you use their bathroom to participate in illegal things such as smoking drinking or sex.

2:20 schools out time for the staple's bathroom!

by electricmonkey08 April 13, 2009

I believe you have my stapler

The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.

I believe you have my stapler

by Yeggi June 1, 2006

staph

Just another way to over-pronounce 'stop'. Usually used in non-serious situations, typically, this word gets dragged out and yelled at other people and/or things.

Example one:
P1: Call me daddy! *Moans loudly*
P2: Fucking STAPH!

Example two:
Phone: *Freezes on Pornhub*
P1: Phone... Don't do this to me.
Phone: *Unfreezes only to malfunction and play the audio out loud on full volume*
P1: STAPH! NooooOOOO!

by Golf Daddii July 11, 2017

Stapler

A tool used for shooting someone with small pieces of metal. To make this look unsuspicious, many children will use it to connect papers together. A sure way to annoy your teacher

Earlier today, a teacher handed out tests to all of her students. Moments later, an ambulance was called because of mulitple metal staples shot into the teacher's back from staplers found sitting in empty desks. No children were found.

by HalloweenShadow September 23, 2005

staplin'

Repairing the crotch area of your pants with a stapler while wearing them.

Jason attempted to sit indian-style three times before he ripped a hole in his pants and spent the afternoon staplin'.

by Mike Payne March 24, 2008