squirtboard

A woman squirts while straddling her masturbating partner's face, which is covered with a towel, producing a sensation of drowning.

Donald has been acting fucking crazy since he got squirtboarded by that Moscow hooker.

by IvoryJohnson December 9, 2018

squidbox

originally founded by Lorraine Walden, noun to describe something you dont know the name of, closely related to doofer or thingy.

Dude 1 "Why is your car not working"
Dude 2 "The Squidbox is blown"
Dude 3 "Hannah Wheatley is a Squidbox"

by Hannah Chav December 27, 2007

squirtmouth

what you do to a woman, you squirt in her mouth.

When I squirted my load in her mouth...yeah she was a squirtmouth.

by Renee Walkero April 2, 2009

squirtpoles

Squirtpoles are sperm tadpoles because they eject-squirt in swimming masses from the urethra.

My squirtpoles ate shirt holes through my work clothes.

by Treebonics June 17, 2019

squirtmonster

A person male or felmale that loves to be squirted or pissed on.

Did you see cindy shes such a squirtmonster taking squirt after squirt without a care in the world

by MrWyteBalls September 24, 2020

Squirtoslov

A term used to describe a person who talks a lot about its intention to do something but never actually proceeds to do it, or a general liar/hypocrite.
Literal meaning - to squirt out words from the mouth. Etymology - "squirt" a English term for causing a liquid to spurt in a jet, "slovo" from Proto-Slavic meaning “word”.

Nicolas: Yo, bro I'm gonna rizz that baddie so hard.
George: C'mon, squirtoslov! We both know that you are too afraid of women to actually rizz her up

by socioputting_behavior September 21, 2023

squirtoff

Squirt off is a competition where two or more females have a competition against where they see who can squirt the most.

Abbey and Sherry had an dissagreement and they had a squirtoff to settle it!

by Avocadomanarnold69 June 24, 2024