Let me tell you something. Here at Apple we have a standard response for this kind of request. It's called siooma. Have you heard of it?
by DudeAbides August 17, 2007
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by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020
Get the Shoomped mug.A northern Scottish word for being exceptionally nosey, fishing for gossip and generally being a curtain twitcher. Even though scooming means looking for gossip, the word 'scoom' as a noun means gossip.
One can be labelled a 'scoomer' if they are known to deliberately and desperately look for gossip. Scoomers can be found slow driving past your house or round all five streets in your village at night for hours... or perhaps even in the local shop pretending to look at apples or (other healthy things they'd never actually buy) but is actually listening very carefully to everything you are saying.
Once the scoomer has found their prey, the scoomer will not be satisfied until they receive their supply of scoom. Everyone can be guilty of scooming but every village has their super scoomer.
Most likely used in the rural areas of the Scottish Highlands in the north.
One can be labelled a 'scoomer' if they are known to deliberately and desperately look for gossip. Scoomers can be found slow driving past your house or round all five streets in your village at night for hours... or perhaps even in the local shop pretending to look at apples or (other healthy things they'd never actually buy) but is actually listening very carefully to everything you are saying.
Once the scoomer has found their prey, the scoomer will not be satisfied until they receive their supply of scoom. Everyone can be guilty of scooming but every village has their super scoomer.
Most likely used in the rural areas of the Scottish Highlands in the north.
*Man walks into local shop* 'Here Josie, I've got some scoom for you...I saw your mum last night scooming on the church goers. Turns out Mrs Fandan sacrifices cats straight after church and feeds them to her husband. He thinks he's eating chicken.'
Josie *Wow , that's some great scoom.'
Josie *Wow , that's some great scoom.'
by CarlJay May 1, 2018
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Get the Spomered mug.A female who will purposely go for older men;
The opposite of a cougar
Can also be referred to as a pee sack
The opposite of a cougar
Can also be referred to as a pee sack
Margo: Marissa I can't believe you are dating a twenty four year old when you are only 16!
Marissa: yeah.. I guess I will forever be a sloomba.. a pee sack.
Margo: you got that right!
Marissa: yeah.. I guess I will forever be a sloomba.. a pee sack.
Margo: you got that right!
by missyhorse4 October 25, 2011
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