spooing

Simultaneous spewing and pooing. Commonly experienced during bouts of gastro.

Anton was spooing for hours last night. Must be the prawns.

by 715G08 April 1, 2011

spoo

The process of Spewing and POOing at the same time. The spew component usually between one's legs while on the toilet after a big night.

Sometimes the poo smells so bad that the spew is induced.

I think Paddy is having a spoo!

by Tom Purcell April 28, 2005

spoo

dried cum. Usually found on some sort of clothing or fabric.

Dude! You and your girlfriend left spoo on the carpet last night!!

by DrewDeezy June 10, 2008

spoo

Any form of paste/liquid/film found in ones garage

"I picked up the wrench and got silver-spoo all over my hands"

by Tarkin September 25, 2003

spoo noodle

Stringy cum pulled out by the tip of your dick after anal sex.

I shot my load then pulled a big spoo noodle out of her ass.

by smegma roach August 29, 2005

SPOO RAG

After a gentelman bangs a chick and shoots his load in/on her it's good manners to hand her a towel to wipe off your man goo.

Ohh, that was very nice sex. Here's a spoo rag to wipe off with. Now, please make me a samich and go home

by Harlin Wangmaster October 24, 2006

spoo

noun: human feces found in a public place, especially the scene of a crime; alternatively, human waste and/or detritus used to identify a suspect or place a suspect at the scene of a crime.

We was home free if your boy's spoo wasn't all in the bed.

by Grandmaster Vinny B November 2, 2005