skadouche

the preteen practice of using a vodka soaked tampon to achieve a wasted state. not-gender restrictive. Any orifice will do.

Instructions: Allow any super/heavy tampon to soak until fully saturated with vodka before inserting into internal cavities.

"In honor of my thirteenth birthday and because its a half day tomorrow, I am totally going to skadouche before mom drops me off at the mall"

"Omg, I am SO skadoused right now!!!"

by natako March 27, 2009

skadouche

a douche bag that listens to ska music

Curtis Ryan is such a skadouche!

by FitzztiR April 3, 2009

Skadouche

When someone is such a big douche bag that simply calling them a douche just won't do.

Osama Bin Laden is such a skadouche.

by Bob Dole Jr. III May 25, 2011

squadouche

A term used to refer to huge douchebags. Usually used in reference to a guy that completely sucks to the point that he has surpassed doucheness. He will usually have gelled hair and a shirt unbuttoned three-five buttons.

So I was talking to this chick and this total squadouche came and interrupted. All he talked about was his new fuckin hair cut and taking yager bombs.

by ssi_bulldawg December 1, 2007

skadouche

variation of douchebag. used more as a sound than a word.

Jimmy: yeah i made her pay for the abortion and everything.
Denny: wow....SKADOUCHE.

by jsousa3717 October 24, 2011

squadouche

A tool, nerd, nebbish, or otherwise annoying fellow.

When my colleague advised me to bring my satchel to the client's offices, I thought to myself, "What a squadouche that guy is. Who uses the word 'satchel?'"

by Rock Rogers July 29, 2008

Sludouche

its a slut and a douche bag put together

WOW that guy is a fucking sludouche for doing that to you.

by LALALALLALALA (: August 23, 2009