Skip to main content

Spatula

Polite alternative to "spastic" (as a childish insult).
"Oh you fucking ...spatula!"
by Alex C W January 17, 2008
mugGet the Spatula mug.

spatula

A tool used for flipping your breakfast, also for spanking your wife...
ouch, you watch where you put that spatula jared!!!
mugGet the spatula mug.

spatula

'spatula likes playing vex 5. no he don't!'
by Xxx69suckerxxX May 18, 2022
mugGet the spatula mug.

Spatula City

A warehouse full of spatulas for *any* occasion. Popularized on U-62 (a UHF station) in the movie UHF.
Spatula City, we sell spatulas, and that's all!♪
by PheagleAdler May 19, 2010
mugGet the Spatula City mug.

Spatula Day

1) The greatest day of all time! An affront to all other lesser days ie: Christmas, Easter, Lent etc, A fist in the face of Commercial gift culture.
A Celebration of the Spatula!

2) A celebration invented in Perth, Western Australia, in 1993, by B.Lombardo, A.Raspa, P.Parkinson, R Cechner, B.Nelson and others as an excuse to have a party.
Highly influenced by the movie "Vidiot from UHF"

Is celebrated on the 3rd day of September every year or on the closest weekend after the date.

The only enforced rule is that spatulas (also falsely refereed to as egg-flips) are given as gifts and all who wish to attend must possess at least one spatula at all times during the event.

Other rituals enacted at Spatula Day parties are:
There should be a fire of some kind, preferably a large bonfire, hotter than the sun
Spatula shaped cakes should be present for all to eat
If you leave before 3am you are a piker
There should be a Spatula Olympics of somekind, incorporating a Spatula beauty pageant.
"Wooooooo!! Spatula Day" yells Kimberly.
The other employees look at her strangely.
by Ben C L June 5, 2005
mugGet the Spatula Day mug.

Spatula Cup

1-a cup with a spatula
2- a very important thing or person in your life
Person1: your my spatula cup
Person2: what does that mean
Person1: very important person

everyone: awwwwww 🥰
by tounge__kid January 15, 2020
mugGet the Spatula Cup mug.

spatula jockey

anyone who works at a burger joint or diner
by Anonymous November 3, 2003
mugGet the spatula jockey mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email