Sasquatched

When you blow a huge load on the back of an unsuspecting partner and cover them with your kept shaved pubes.

"Oh man, just trimmed my bush after a couple of months and sasquatched the fuck out of this girl last weekend. Her back was covered in my pubes!"

by Deuce2Deuce November 10, 2016

susquatch

A suspicious Sasquatch who only seems to come around when you’re just trying to do tasks with your crewmates.

Bots always sus the susquatch.

Tune in next week at 11 for a brand new episode of Finding Susquatch.

Damn susquatch just stole my Amazon packages!

Susquatch WAS the imposter.

by Vicki Veritas April 30, 2021

Flaming Sasquatch

When a dark-haired woman experiences a euphoric state while being fucked off the side of a bed and her partner lights her bush on fire, causing a guttural ape-like cry followed by a panicked flip to her stomach in attempt to smother the flames, exposing her butt hole for imminent penetration, further exacerbating the Sasquatch-like call of the woman.

Also known as the 'Flaming Yetti' when the subject's hair is of lighter color.

Office Worker: It smells like burnt shit in here...

Alyssa: Soooooooooorry, my man Flaming Sasquatched me last night. I should have groomed my undercarriage...

by Snuffaluffagusto October 29, 2015

Dirty Sasquatch

The act of many folks jizzing all over the body of an unconcious person then covering them in shaven pube hair as to look like a sasquatch!

Naomi looked like a dirty sasquatch after passing out drunk.

by FuzzeeSlipperz October 9, 2008

sassquatch

Being particularly sassy. But in a very funny way. Being called a sassquatch is actually a compliment.

Ben Greene was a sassquatch and made Jessi laugh.

by Not Jessi April 21, 2011

Urban Sasquatch

An individual who may be unusually tall, may have a weird outlook on fashion, and are sensitive to the fact that they carry these attributes and often will take out there aggression by threats and punches. May also be referred to as Urban Yeti.

I shouldn't have made fun of that Urban Sasquatch because I got my ass kicked.

by MadSkyllz August 3, 2007

sasquatch

The "official" name of Bigfoot; a creature popularly described as being human-like in form but massive in size, appetite, and shoe-size (hence the name...). Often depicted as ape-like and bipedal, this hair-covered mammal is believed by arguably delusional hippies to be the last surviving link between modern man and our evolutionary past. It is believed that the creature resides in the dense forests of the American/Canadian northwest, due to the unconfirmed sitings of this creature in years past. The reason theorists believe it has survived so long is due partly to its elusive, defensively aggressive isolationist behavior, but also its ability to hibernate for very long periods of time after feeding seasons.

The sasquatch, much like UFOs, has had thousands of reported sitings, and not a single shred of verified physical proof found.

Picture a darker chewbacca with a human-like haircovered face.

by Davey X. December 28, 2005