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Snookie-Cookie

A Snookie-Cookie is a derogative term referring to Jersey-based female private areas that are STD breeding grounds and should not be touched by males and/or females with basic morals and dignity. Females with a Snookie-Cookie should always be avoided becuase they are dirty and usually act premiscuous with many other humanbeings at one time and in one place.
The Situation: "Yo, Guido, watch out for that Guidette. I heard she's got a Snookie-Cookie."

Ronnie: "Yeah, lets bounce and hit the gym."
by TPBruso February 4, 2010
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Snookie

A name for the shortest most hobbit-like person in a group of friends, typically someone who tries to deny or takes offense to comments about their small stature. This should be used in place of the person's real name.
Hey Snookie do you need a booster seat for that barstool or should i just put you on my shoulders?

Dammit Snookie! Maybe we could get more girls if you weren't always creepin around like Bilbo Baggins.
by Donny who loved Bowling January 27, 2010
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Snookied

To lay an unsuspected person out for doing/saying something to you or about you.
Someone said something about his mother so he snookied his ass.
by 123 billings December 21, 2009
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rat snookie

silly skank who eats dick from the back, her diet consists strictly of semen of many different unknown doners.
by The origanal SAK December 24, 2010
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Fo' shoozie my snoozie

Getting tired of the same old slang terminology for sleeping such as "take a disco nap," "crash," or "40 winks?" Try new and improved fo' shoozie my snoozie! It's chalked full of snoopdogganese, and good for your colon! Proper English translation: For certain, I shall promptly engage in some much needed rest.
You look tired, are you going to bed now?

- Fo' shoozie my snoozie!
by ctaylor July 26, 2004
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snookie punch

a cheap shot delivered from a male to a female. Named after Nicole, aka "Snookie," from MTV's reality show "Jersey Shore," who was the recipient of a vicious cheap shot from a drunk male.
Drunk Jim threw a snookie punch at Evelyn because she mocked his popped collar.
by Itchy Armpits December 22, 2009
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Snoobies

Snoobies are breasts covered by a Snuggy. Said breasts are snoobies whether they are clothed or bare underneath. Snoobies are apart of a method of striptease, in which the female has nothing but a snuggy on, and proceeds to slowly remove it. Men with large breats are also entitled to have 'snoobies'.
"Bro, she teased me so bad with those huge snoobies!"
by Cptn Cadaver March 1, 2010
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