smoothie

a sleazy, quick talkin guy whos only ambition in life is to lay women.

he's abit of a smoothie

by frenchie April 24, 2003

Smoothie

This is a Brazilian Wax job on a man. It is when the hair on the balls, taint, and even the asshole gets stripped off.

I got a smoothie and it was the most painful thing that I have ever done but well worth the reaction that I got from my girlfriend.

by vulcangreen December 18, 2008

smoothy

A handheld club,used to render a person unconsious quickly. Usually a leather flail with lead balls inside. Also called a flap-jack.

That muthafucker was talking shit, but when he tried to jump, I busted him upside the head with a smoothy

by DICKSTRATEN July 11, 2008

Smoothie

When you hit the dab pen and the blunt at the same time.

*blunt in the rotation*

"yo hand me the dab pen . I'm bouta hit a smoothie"

by ERAUVirginityclub March 21, 2022

Smoothy

A sex act which a man inserts his penis into the vagina and does not touch the girl with his pelvis the entire time. As he does this, he massages her back.

My boyfriend gave me a smoothy the other day. It was so sensual!

by cleiger April 21, 2015

smoothie

When you are hooking up with a girl (or boy) and she is rapidly twirling her tounge in your mouth.

Dude! Last night I went to the movies with this chick, and when I started making out with her, she stuck her tounge deep in my mouth and gave me a smoothie.

by masterah October 07, 2009

smoothie

A person who shaves or otherwise removes the hair from his/her pubic area

There were lots of smoothies at the nudist resort.

by iamsmooth January 02, 2005