Smeagol

When your partner is asleep, creep over their body/head while masturbating and breathing heavily and creepily. Finally, ejaculate into your partners hair, and or eyes while whispering "precious".

Guy 1: (breathing heavy) .....preciousssss....

Sleeping girl : Hmmmm, what the....

Guy 1: PRECIOUSSSS!!!

Sleeping girl : SMEAGOL!

by Mr. Game and Watch October 26, 2013

smeagol

to subtly make your way into something

Did that man just smeagol his way in front of the line?

by mgargiulo May 15, 2011

Smeagoling

Verb- A sexual act in which a man is having sex with a woman doggy style, right as she is about to orgasm, the man leans in next to her ear and breathes like Smeagol from lord of the rings.

"Dude I smeagoled that bitch so hard last night!"
"We were smeagoling all night long."

by That-Guy March 20, 2013

pengers and smeagols

An expression used when a fantastic situation is at hand. It shows thankfulness, and extreme happiness.

This word should be used in excessive moderation.

Thanks for this brand new hummer Poppa Dirk! Pengers and smeagols! :)!

by satanspineclogg July 7, 2004

dirty smeagol

when you deep throat someone until they gurgle "gollum" three times

i dirty smeagoled her mom till her throat was sore

by slipknotic7 November 20, 2009

sméagol

Hobbit consumed by the One Ring, yesssss, my Precioussssssssss. His true name is Westron was Trahald.

Sméagol died in the War of the Ring

by Korora November 14, 2003

Dirty Smeagol

1) Someone or something that is ill, unwashed or generally in a bad condition.

2) An unsavoury character

3) Someone of unfortunate looks that is slightly odd

1) "I was disgusted by the dirty smeagol begging at my feet"

2) "That tramp is following me around like a fly around shit, what a dirty smeagol!"

3) "That dirty smeagul was dropped on his head at birth and has 6 fingers"

by Jimlad86 July 8, 2010