Smeglock

A sexually transmitted disease transmitted from the hottest guy in your town.

The Head nurse of the town calls everyone who has slept with the hottest guy in town and says,"You might has contracted Smeglock."

by Specialist. January 1, 2021

smegonian

Those of the religion of Smegma. The smegonians live in a city called Smegxico. The smegxicans worship their smegma god and he comes to them in their dreams to teach them the ways of the smegonians.

Our newly found smegonian brother got a visit from the SmegGod last night.

by AgentMaine27 October 31, 2017

Smogbogler

One who smokes, a smoker

That smogbogler over there is going to kill themselves if they keep smoking

by Clay Sullivan August 9, 2006

Smegmous Alagentous

1. A Non-Medical term that refers to an excessive amount of male Smegma that accumulates, resulting in a Flower-Like appearance when the Foreskin is pulled back. 2. A term no one actually uses but sounds funny.

I gave my girlfriend a rose of Smegmous Alagentous. She didn't think it was funny.

by the2ndflood February 29, 2008

smegmometer

a device used to measure the amount of smegma build-up within the foreskin of an uncircumcised male penis

"Dude, can i borrow you smegmometer? I feel like it's starting to build."
"Yeah bro, it might be time for spring cleaning."

by Beta Rho January 26, 2009

smugbot

A soulless, arrogant jerk, who is typically a supervisor of some kind.

He had that air of 'I'm better than you', and rarely acknowledged anything we said, no matter how profound. What a smugbot!

by Emjay1972 September 23, 2008

smeggo

A person who goes to great lengths to infiltrate social media forums they aren't welcome in for the sole purpose of complaining that the other members are stalking them.

"Go away smeggo, stop joining this private group with fake profiles."

The smeggo: "You are all stalkers, stop harassing me or I'm calling the police!"

by Lisa Maree November 21, 2016