sloafing

A combination of sitting and loafing.

Alan starts sloafing on Ben's lap.

by JumboDS64 January 22, 2018

Slowfinger Ryan

Man who talks so fast he body can't follow.

Johnny was being a slowfinger Ryan.

by DejanG April 15, 2020

Shloffing

Another word for sleep. As used within an Italian family.

Where’s Angela it’s still early. Is she already shloffing?

by AngieNiko426 April 16, 2022

Sploffing

The act of taking part in a cult-like ritual, in which you are being waterboarded with the liquid excretion of a female of Indian descent.

Me: Arlo and I can't wait to take part in this weeks 9:00pm sploffing ritual
Arlo: I heard they brought someone in fresh from Dehli

by SecretGooner69 February 6, 2025

Shoffing

A portmanteau of the English word "Shopping" and the Arabic word "Shoof" (which mean 'To Look'), this is a shorter way of saying "Window Shopping."

Person A: Hey, let's pass by Bershka before we go to the parking.

Person B: Is there something you wanna buy?
Person A: No. Just shoffing.

by Sussy Hussy September 25, 2025

Sluffing

When you’re tired, half-asleep, or really drunk and sexing your penis into a woman really hard and sloppy so you can just climax and get it over with already.

“Rhonda lifted her skirt for me at the bus stop. I was shit-faced but couldn’t say no. Started sluffing it in her quick and hard until I gushed a load of spunk. What a good girl.”

by Dirty Zee November 16, 2025