Half-asleep

used as an excuse to make up for trying to not be wrong or lying.

Hey bro, you told me the gym closed at 9. It actually closes at 11.

Bro, I was half-asleep.

by ErnieMac July 15, 2016

halfasleep

That tingly-tickley feeling you get when your foot is half-asleep.

When he thought his foot was not asleep anymore, he stood up and realized it was halfasleep because it tingled and tickled him.

by thatgirlovertherexx May 24, 2011

HalfAsleep Chris

Some YouTuber that makes cat videos. He has 5 cats on yt: Henry, Bella, Ralph, Tom (rip) and Reggie (rip). He also makes other videos but I like his cat videos

I like cat videos from HalfAsleep Chris

by GoinGrayZ November 24, 2025