skanter

Funny 'banter' regarding skiing. Mixing of the words ski and banter.

"John was giving Ryan some serious skanter after having a massive wipe out on the slopes yesterday, you should have seen how annoyed John got!"

by lonelyboyftskanter January 22, 2014

skinternet

The part of the Internet that contains pornographic websites and chatrooms that discuss x-rated topics. Could also be used to describe one's activities while surfing.

"Dude, I had some Skinternet time last night and came across a free download of that Paris Hilton video"

"Jim is tired today because he was up late into the night doing Skinternet with some chick, who was probably another guy"

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by Gregg Gillming June 9, 2005

munter shunter

A male/female that provides themselves sexualy to munters. An act of kindness some might say, or blind stupidity others will argue. It does however happen and munter shunters do it.
It is also the end result of a game of shunta munta
A game where you have to pull the ugliest person in the bar. the last one stuck with a munter, has to shag them!

' that bruce....he's a munter shunter.you can see it a mile off though, glazed eyes, wondering hands.. thick as pig shit!'

by ozzy3000 August 4, 2006

Skeet Skunteet

When you cum or ejaculate and it fly's sideways

Cheznie was getting railed by the dog when the dog skeet skunteeted.

by night Cricket December 1, 2020

skutters

To have the shits, the irish use this alot

I ate a dodgey curry last night and it gave me the skutters

by DONNA May 13, 2005

Scunter

A lady who wipes her arse the wrong way wiping shit into her minge.
Taken from the words "shit" and "cunt".

Orig. The Plough Inn, Great Clacton... The Land Lady was a scunter

i'll never go down on her again, she was a scunter!

by SiPac January 5, 2007

skutter bug

a person who does ALOT of cocaine

Some skutter bug just stole my socks out of the laundry mat.

by Krista Dazey January 5, 2009