Jim: Yo Sam, you should totally date that chick!
Sam: No dude, she's a total sklork. I'm pretty sure she got impregnated last night by like 24 guys
Jim: Damn, what a sklork!
Sam: No dude, she's a total sklork. I'm pretty sure she got impregnated last night by like 24 guys
Jim: Damn, what a sklork!
by MJ Bailes October 1, 2013
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The Skylord if attacked does not fight fairly, using Flymod and damage hacks as well as his disciples to gain victory.
The Skylord on the "KoH" server is currently acting commander of the Vandal Militia, the minecraft war waging wing of the KoH community. Notorious for their building skill and speed in which servers can be dominated. They will never fight on their own server even though it is fully equipped with city sized fortifications, as the Skylord announced himself "they are only for show but we are open for war games".
It has been stated that Skylords should form an 'interlinked' community spreading through several minecraft clan servers.
The Skylord if attacked does not fight fairly, using Flymod and damage hacks as well as his disciples to gain victory.
The Skylord on the "KoH" server is currently acting commander of the Vandal Militia, the minecraft war waging wing of the KoH community. Notorious for their building skill and speed in which servers can be dominated. They will never fight on their own server even though it is fully equipped with city sized fortifications, as the Skylord announced himself "they are only for show but we are open for war games".
It has been stated that Skylords should form an 'interlinked' community spreading through several minecraft clan servers.
"Congratulations your request for Lessor Sky minion has been submitted"
"Access has been approved"
"*The Skylord swoops down from above letting loose a volley of arrows*"
"Access has been approved"
"*The Skylord swoops down from above letting loose a volley of arrows*"
by Knights of Honor script writer May 17, 2011
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by duke October 12, 2004
Get the Skacore mug.The sickness that ensues after spending copious amounts of time with a Skaloud boy. Common symptoms include increases in sappiness, large amounts of complaining, tears, and other similar happenings. While little scientific reasearch has been undertaken to find the root cause of Skalouditis among lovestruck girls, it is believed that the sheer enormity of a Skaloud's greatness is overwhelming and difficult to let go of (whether it be a few hours or months). It is not believed to be a fatal sickness, but it has not been ruled out of medical discourse just yet.
"I left ________ Skaloud just a few minutes ago and I feel like the world is crumbling down on me already. He is so great. I think I might have Skalouditis...shit.
by pskaloud November 19, 2013
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Pronounced very quickly in order to insult as quickly and efficiently as possible. The best way to say this word quickly is when someone insults you so badly you have a seizure and therefore, say you little "sklorutharlet" very quickly in reply. (This word applies to a variety of women, some of which may in fact me from the 1500s when the term "harlet" was enjoyed by Shakespeare and his sex jokes.)
Pronounced very quickly in order to insult as quickly and efficiently as possible. The best way to say this word quickly is when someone insults you so badly you have a seizure and therefore, say you little "sklorutharlet" very quickly in reply. (This word applies to a variety of women, some of which may in fact me from the 1500s when the term "harlet" was enjoyed by Shakespeare and his sex jokes.)
SNL
Bruce Jenner- Alright girls, time for the daily who's hottest competition (aka me jerking off)!
Jenner's and Kardashian's- YAY!!!! LAP DANCE TIME!
Kylie: OMG KENDALL YOU'RE SO GOING DOWN THIS TIME!! I'M GUNNA WIN!
Nun: Sklorutharlets, you bring dishonor upon your family.
Bruce Jenner- Alright girls, time for the daily who's hottest competition (aka me jerking off)!
Jenner's and Kardashian's- YAY!!!! LAP DANCE TIME!
Kylie: OMG KENDALL YOU'RE SO GOING DOWN THIS TIME!! I'M GUNNA WIN!
Nun: Sklorutharlets, you bring dishonor upon your family.
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Get the skadork mug.A skylor is a girl who will always be there no matter how many times you feel down or up. She is Shy, Funny , Sarcastic, Tall, Very Beautiful, and has very low self esteem. She has Short Hair and is really clingy when she like a boy. She is great at art , and very romantic and kind. Skylors have dealt with many things in the past. A skylor has had a past of self harm , traumatic reminders , and bullying. She usually is always embarrassed of herself and doesn’t like communicating with other people. Skylors are caring but don’t like meeting new people. Skylors are very lucky and usually meet 2-3 people that are very special to her and make them happy to be alive.
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