Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.
Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal
Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal
by Duke July 10, 2003
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Get the bootch mug.It's the right-on power handshake of the 1990s. Yet another politically correct tactic to get whites to pay attention to non-whites, primarily blacks. It's a fabricated holiday based on race, invented by a convicted felon, which is too third world for most black Americans, too jewish for black muslims, and too stupid for everyone else. Now that's a fine example for the ghetto children of the world!
I'm cwazy for Kwanzaa!
by Duke December 24, 2004
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For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.
For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.
by Duke July 09, 2003
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