duke's definitions

Gravel Driveway

The snatch hair of a girl that shaves frequently. It gets so thick, moving along it feels like rolling around in a gravel driveway

Sharon's gravel driveway tore through the front of her Mickey Mouse thong.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Quizalbunk

A sticky situation

Wow...that's a real quizalbunk

by Duke September 24, 2003

Minacs

a Dead End Job. Although it may seem promising when you start, company policy changes on a monthly basis, making it impossible to qualify for incentives. Meanwhile your superiors get paid to smoke.

I just got a job at Minacs! It's better than working at McDonalds...I guess

by Duke September 11, 2004

g spot

The grafenberg's spot. Glands and ducts located in the anterior wall of the vagina.

by Duke February 9, 2003

Syracuse Orangeman

Going down on a girl after eating cheetos, so her muff looks like the furry Syracuse University mascott Otto.

That girl needs to wash up after that Syracuse Orangeman I gave her.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Limpfant

When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.

During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

by Duke January 22, 2003

gaysian

A homosexual asian guy.

I typed gaysian in on yahoo and obviously did not find anything relating to the O'reilly Factor.

by Duke January 22, 2003