Richard Simpkin

The funniest, deepest person I have ever met. The person I love, adore and cherish.

He laughs therefore I laugh, therefore I love.

by Lara Roberts January 8, 2004

Simpkin

To receive a Rim Job while Urinating

Dude; Have you ever Heard of a Simpkin?
Girl; No I haven't what is it?
Dude; Follow me to the bedroom i'll show you.

by dankbomber October 8, 2010

Simkins syndrome

A rare mental disorder for
Introverted individuals, who has a hate for people and constantly has a lust to expose others weaknesses

That boy definitely has some simkins syndrome in him.

by Skater oh February 20, 2021

brian simkins

the most retarded kid you have ever met. definitely has a 1 centimeter penis and no girls. and btw, that 1 centimeter is his height as well. don’t recommend being friends with a brian

jesus christ, you pulled a brian simkins

by 1 millimeter defeater July 29, 2022