Shackles

When a friend is so deep in a relationship he is considered to be "locked up"

Cris: "Yo why wasn't John Michael invited?"
Nick: "Cause he's probably out with Emily again."
Michael: "That man is in shackles."

by ChickenFDC February 16, 2018

Shackled

To be under the thumb or on a very short leash. A varient of being pussy whipped by your girlfriend.

Damo could not come out to play because his girlfriend had him shackled down tight

by DrainGus April 7, 2011

Pootie shickle

It's a sensation of a fart going into your vagina so you have to move to get it out.

A: What happened?
B: I just had a pootie shickle.

by gaybija October 7, 2019

shmuckler

very perfect and adorable individual or thing

Wow, my cat, Sushi, is such a shmuckler.

by SushiMagooshi September 14, 2021

rusty shackles

when you grab a person's legs with poop-smeared toilet paper from underneath a bathroom stall divider and yell, "rusty shackles!"

A strange man gave me rusty shackles today when I sat down to take a crap in a public restroom.

by MyShacklesAreRusty October 22, 2009

clam-shackle

The female equivalent of a cock block. Preventing a female from a potential or desired hook-up.

All Jackie wanted to do was get some action that night, but Erik, being the jealous and controlling type, totally clam-shackled her.

by A & M April 5, 2008

stuckleroo

another word for a joint of marajuana

Pass the stuckleroo so I can take a hit.

by von strudelburg August 27, 2013