shrinklage

an act of shrinking and wrinkling

hey dude, theres an old guy skinny dippin in the pool.

that's some massive shrinklage you got goin on there, bro!

by shrinklage February 27, 2009

Shrinkage

When ur penis shrinks during a cold pool

John just got out of the chilling pool, John has shrinkage

by The factuals April 7, 2019

Surf shrinkage

When penis and ball sack are Shrenken up by the coldness of the water and tightness of the suit

My dick is huge even with surf shrinkage

by Shaun tompsonSon July 4, 2009

shrinkage

When the male penis get really small and shrinks in size because that dumbass is walkin in the freezing temperature, freezing his ass off. He should at least wear some layers if thats gonna happen everytime hes fuckin cold. No bitch wants to go near a fuckin penis thats had shrinkage!!!

Patrick should wear some damn pants if his penis is gonna get that small uz ain't nobody sleepin with that thing tonight!!

by Fuckhead April 24, 2003

Scribbage

The swirly ink marks on the borders of paper where one has tried to get the ink flowing.

She gave me a "D" on my essay because of all the scribbage.

by Admiral Amok October 27, 2010

Shrubage

Excessive shrubs

Get rid of of some of that shrubage, can't see the road for all the shrubs.

by Maclee April 19, 2018

Squiblage

A male that gets sexual pleasure from penetration between sofa cushions, would usually be a person of aspirations sofa because it has their scent.

"I went to Sarah's last night and it was all going well until she vomited and ran off to bed on her own, I was so horny I squiblaged her couch, it was great because it was leather and still had her sweat on it.

by Gary Glyttre February 18, 2019