Baby Scorpions

Plain and simple, drugs from a homeless man in Calgary.

Homeless Guy: "Hey kids, wanna buy some baby scorpions?"

Kids: "Uh... No thanks bro."

(TRUE STORY BRO)

by SPENCATEHPWNZORKOOLGUY July 2, 2011

angry scorpion

when you are about to have sex with a girl and you put icy hot on your cock (after you put a condom on) twist both of her nipples at the same time and thrust your cock into her pussy causing a stinging and burnig sensation

dude my chick cheated on me and crashed my car so i gave her an angry scorpion

by the scorpion August 19, 2008

Drop the Sharpie

Give up on a losing argument or a bad person

"I'm still waiting for the GOP to drop the sharpie and quit defending Trump's f-ups and crimes."

by hodags1966 September 24, 2019

scorpioned

to face plant so bad that your legs bend and your feet hit the back of your head. you look like a scorpio for a moment

..running down hill, david scorpioned

by Thenoshitsherlockholmes May 16, 2018

A-Sharp

Quickly, immediately, promptly. Similar to ASAP (as soon as possible), but sharper and snappier.

"What are you guys sitting around for? Get the car A-sharp and let's roll out. I got a package to grab in two minutes "

by BioHazardX October 19, 2012

Scorpio

The most mysterious of the signs. They tend to be quiet and keep all thoughts to themselves. If you manage your way into one of their lives, you're insanely lucky, because you'll never get such a chance again.
Scorpio's are nice and insanely protective of those they care about, and will lash out at anybody who hurts someone close to them.
Cherish your relationship with this Zodiac sign.

Gemini: So I don't know how to say this but like...this person called me a jerk and i'm not sure what to do...
Scorpio, already cocking a gun: Just say the word

by Dead_Memes May 16, 2020

scorpio girl

a scorpio girl is not as “dark” as people say. she isn’t always “depressed” and “sad”. she is usually happy. she is very sensitive and takes things to heart. she can be bitchy, but usually it’s not on purpose. she is a natural flirt, which can get her into trouble. she can come off strong. she pays attention to everything even though it doesn’t seem like it.

i met a scorpio girl and she’s dope

by evil stepsis April 26, 2021