A-Sharp 

Quickly, immediately, promptly. Similar to ASAP (as soon as possible), but sharper and snappier.

"What are you guys sitting around for? Get the car A-sharp and let's roll out. I got a package to grab in two minutes "

A-Sharp by BioHazardX October 19, 2012

A poke in the eye with a sharp stick 

The third choice in a series of options in which the first two have been rejected.

A: "I'm sorry your date cancelled. Do you want to go see a movie?"

B: (sulkily) "No."
A: "Want to go to the club?"

B: "No."
A: "Want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?"

A poke in the eye with a sharp stick by bitteryoungwoman July 8, 2009

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick 

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick by Shuaman December 30, 2021

a cool sharp one 

Simply-put: The slang difinition for a long and painful shit.

"Where were you man?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I had to take a cool sharp one."

a cool sharp one by Remtorik September 18, 2006

a cool sharp one 

a sudden but unnoticed exit.
orig. Harp Lager TV ads.

"My missus came in the pub the other night, when i'd said i was working late... a cool sharp one, mate!"

a cool sharp one by edjog October 8, 2005

Doing a Codey Sharp

to be pushed out of a second story window

"he's just doing a Codey Sharp"

Doing a Codey Sharp by salmonella14 March 8, 2019

Sharp as a Marble 

If you can't figure out what this means, it's probably you.

Person 1: He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Person 2: Not the sharpest? He's as sharp as a marble.

Sharp as a Marble by j99barker June 29, 2016