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A poke in the eye with a sharp stick 

The third choice in a series of options in which the first two have been rejected.
A: "I'm sorry your date cancelled. Do you want to go see a movie?"

B: (sulkily) "No."
A: "Want to go to the club?"

B: "No."
A: "Want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?"

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick 

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

a cool sharp one 

Simply-put: The slang difinition for a long and painful shit.
"Where were you man?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I had to take a cool sharp one."
a cool sharp one by Remtorik September 18, 2006

a cool sharp one 

a sudden but unnoticed exit.
orig. Harp Lager TV ads.
"My missus came in the pub the other night, when i'd said i was working late... a cool sharp one, mate!"
a cool sharp one by edjog October 8, 2005

Doing a Codey Sharp

to be pushed out of a second story window
"he's just doing a Codey Sharp"

Sharp as a Marble 

If you can't figure out what this means, it's probably you.
Person 1: He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Person 2: Not the sharpest? He's as sharp as a marble.
Sharp as a Marble by j99barker June 29, 2016